HOOKER WITH A SHLONG

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I MET A BOY WEARING VANS, 501'S HAD A DOPE BEASTIE TEE, NIPPLE RINGS, NEW TATTOS, THAT CLAIMED THAT HE WAS THE OGT, FROM 92' FIRST EP,AND IN BETWEEN SIPS OF COKE HE TOLD ME HE THOUGHT WE WERE SELLING OUT, LAYING DOWN, SUCKING UP TO THE MAN,WELL NOW I HAVE ADVICE FOR YOU LITTLE BUDDY,BEFORE YOU POINT THE FINGER YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IM THE MAN, IF THE MAN, AND YOUR THE MAN, THEN HE'S THE MAN AS WELL, SO YOU SHOULD POINT YOUR FUCKING FINGER UP YOUR ASS, ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT ME IS WHAT I SOLD YOU, YOU DUMB FUCK. I SOLD OUT LONG BEFORE YOU NEW MY NAME, I SOLD MY SOUL TO MAKE A RECORD, DIP SHIT, AND YOU BOUGHT ONE, SO I'VE GOT ADVICE FOR YOU LITTLE BUDDY, BEFORE YOU POINT YOUR FINGER YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IM THE MAN. IF IM THE FUCKING MAN, THEN YOUR THE FUCKING MAN, SO YOU CAN POINT THAT FUCKING FINGER UP YOUR ASS. ALL YOU READ AND WEAR, OR SEEE AND HEAR ON TV IS A PRODUCT BEGGING FOR YOUR FATASS DIRTY DOLLAR BILL.
-MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN(TOOL)