Charlie X
"He's a boy in a man's body, trying to be an adult, but his adolescence keeps getting in the way."
Greatest quote ever.
This show reminds me of FRINGE.
Oh, and a close second:
"You don't need all that sub-space chatter."
Or... Spock saying,
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary."
...Turned her into an iguana. ...