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Stalked again, a rant by Sunny.
Jiyong is stalking Sunny
Jiyong’s REAL name :
Kwon Jiyong
Jiyong’s REAL DOB :
18th August 1988
Height :177 cm
Weight : 58 kg
Jiyong has dreamt about you :
30 times
Jiyong became interested in you :
02nd November 2004
Jiyong’s latest dream about you
Jiyong dreamt that you had got married to another person. Jiyong produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.
This is how Jiyong describes your relationship behind your back
‘Whenever I pass Sunny’s house in the street, part of me wants to shout ‘'Just fuck me now, baby!'’
Jiyong’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well, Jiyong has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
Jiyong recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance; someone's trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
Jiyong’s Police File
Personally, I think we should have shot Jiyong whilst we had the chance.
Testimonies about Jiyong
Seunghyun - Worn out Musician
‘I always suspected Jiyong was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
Jihyun - Slap-happy
‘I would not piss on Jiyong if they were on fire.’
Youngbae - Drunken Posse
Jiyong was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked...’
Jooeun - Worships the sun
‘Boring. I know Sunny and Jiyong really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’
edited for more fun. for me. :D
♥ 써니
Stalked again, a rant by Sunny.
Jiyong is stalking Sunny
Jiyong’s REAL name :
Kwon Jiyong
Jiyong’s REAL DOB :
18th August 1988
Height :177 cm
Weight : 58 kg
Jiyong has dreamt about you :
30 times
Jiyong became interested in you :
02nd November 2004
Jiyong’s latest dream about you
Jiyong dreamt that you had got married to another person. Jiyong produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.
This is how Jiyong describes your relationship behind your back
‘Whenever I pass Sunny’s house in the street, part of me wants to shout ‘'Just fuck me now, baby!'’
Jiyong’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well, Jiyong has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
Jiyong recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance; someone's trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
Jiyong’s Police File
Personally, I think we should have shot Jiyong whilst we had the chance.
Testimonies about Jiyong
Seunghyun - Worn out Musician
‘I always suspected Jiyong was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
Jihyun - Slap-happy
‘I would not piss on Jiyong if they were on fire.’
Youngbae - Drunken Posse
Jiyong was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked...’
Jooeun - Worships the sun
‘Boring. I know Sunny and Jiyong really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’
edited for more fun. for me. :D
♥ 써니