Two quick things.
Number one. Overused words. All those words that annoy the hell out of us. Webinar. Wordsmith! And organic, everything is bloody organic these days - well, literally, everything is organic. Random, sweet, awesome, POP.
My list of words that make me shiver:YUM/YUMMY from anybody over the age of 6. FASHIONISTA - only dorks say that! Also, A WHITE LIE - a lie is a lie, so you accept the fact of lying and just do it. HUBBY. VINTAGE - not all junk is vintage, I am sorry. To DIE FOR - nothing is worth dying for, especially in the retail sense. How are WE today, from waitresses and staff.
Number Two. Top Ten Rudest Questions. Heh, this is what I hate being asked.
1. Where is your accent from? Especially if it is the first question they ask. From the moon, of course.
2. So, tell me about Russia. Russia is so vast, if you really want to know something, just ask a specific question. How’s Russia these days also won’t do it.
3. So you do _this_for a living. Are you any good? Whatever I have done in this life, people always ask that. What am I supposed to answer here? I am hopeless, but persistent, that’s what.
4. So, what are you, from Romania? I can tell it’s Eastern Europe. No comments here.
5. So, how’s married life? It sucks! We totally don’t like each other anymore now that we have a piece of paper that says we’re stuck together forever. What did you think was going to happen? And also, now that we’re married, it’s totally weird that we live together, even though we have for over a year. EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT NOW. I mean, the toilet water even swirls in a different direction!
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Originally published at eugenia.co.nz.