Alt.Santas
Originally published at Firefly the Great. Please leave any comments there.
Bored with Santa? Check out Lore Sjöberg’s whole line of holiday santas:
Pagan Santa That Christmas tree? Pagan. Those red and green lights? Pagan. That yule log, if anyone still had yule logs? Extremely pagan. Pagan Santa shows up in a breechcloth and antlers and enacts a battle between the Oak King and the Holly King, with the Oak King emerging triumphant as the Holly King returns to the womb to be born again. Once you retrieve your terrified children from under the couch, Pagan Santa will present to them a garland of mistletoe and a cone cow. Your child will emerge with a greater respect for old traditions, other cultures and the healing power of intensive therapy.
There’s more, including an Objectivist Santa!