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Federrally187: like the other day
Federrally187: i was in my room jerken off stale fish
Federrally187: and then i hear this voice
yes genius sale: oh yeah i mean what other way is there
Federrally187: and its all mason!
Federrally187: this is god
Federrally187: and i was all hey whats up ol boy i havent heard from you in some time
Federrally187: and hes a
Federrally187: all
Federrally187: i comand you to start a new church
Federrally187: and lead the people
yes genius sale: uh huh
Federrally187: and i was like bitch please
Federrally187: no one comands me
Federrally187: then i was like get out of my head
Federrally187: then he left
Federrally187: and i finished jerken off stale fish
yes genius sale: nice man, i tell ya dont let that dick "god' guy push you around i mean you finish jerkin off stalefish whenever you feel like it
Federrally187: i know
Federrally187: he better know how i roll
yes genius sale : i mean one time got told be to be the messiah and i was like, "hey man, you do it. im nobodys fool" and theni hopped on my west coast chopper and drove off
Federrally187: shit ya
Federrally187: i dont play that messiah bullshit
yes genius sale: i know i was like, "pfftt.....fuck that. i make my own rules. i listen to the used turned all the way up and i dont do homework for no man. let alone be a messiah"
Federrally187: i also listen to the used
Federrally187: most people on listen at 10
Federrally187: im like bitch
Federrally187: you should no how i roll
Federrally187: i listen at 11
yes genius sale: they really speak to my teen angst and rebellious rock and roll attitude
Federrally187: i know
Federrally187: they hate life just like i do
Federrally187: i often listen to them while i contemplate death
yes genius sale: and cut my wrsits just enough to make scars so i look hard core but not enough to die because i am a trendy fuck
Federrally187: i know man
Federrally187: i had to recut mine cause the scars started to fade
yes genius sale: yeah i know what you mean its hard to look like i hate myself
yes genius sale: whenever mine start to fade the other kids in hot topic make fun of me
Federrally187: i know man
Federrally187: like dude my life is so bad
Federrally187: i know man
Federrally187: like my parents got me a car finaly and like its only a 2004 BMW 33O
Federrally187: they wouldnt even spend the extra 20,000 for the 33O CI
Federrally187: my life is such shit
Federrally187: i dont even know why im alive any more
yes genius sale: dude i totally know what you mean like my birthday was coming up and i wanted this large island off the coast af tahitti and they got me a medium island
yes genius sale: fuck parents
Federrally187: i know man
Federrally187: they think they can buy my love with owning half of eastern germany
Federrally187: fuck them
Federrally187: i held out in my room untill they bought me 3/4 s of it
yes genius sale: yeah man way to stick up for yourself i mean i think simple plan said it best with, "im sorry i cant be perfect" i mean that songs speaks to me
Federrally187: i know man
yes genius sale: after i heard that i went out and bought another few pairs of black converse and dickie pants so i caould rebel too
Federrally187: like when ever i get in a fight with my parents
Federrally187: i just think of that song and im like i could be stupid, i could be just like you!
yes genius sale: >:o right on
Federrally187: like my parents said i could get a pet
Federrally187: but they would even get me what i wanted
Federrally187: i got some regular shitty tiger
Federrally187: insted of the white tiger i wanted
yes genius sale: damn man fuck that
Federrally187: i know man