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Stolen from Jeffy because I was bored. No LJ-cut. Deal.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Some random idiots on the school bus
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Either a bo (staff) or a nice long knife if fists don't count first.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only with good reason.
4. How about of the same sex?
In a heartbeat.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
If I don't count irritation as anger the answer is Sensei Lauren at my old dojo, he didn't like a move of mine.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Chosen stupidity.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
If I'm willing to fight over it I'll keep it until it's resolved.
SL0TH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Actually take my contacts out.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I slept for 27 hours once, I woke up at o'dark thirty.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
Gaby.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I don't know what's wrong with the computer...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yes, yes I have. I wanted the God forsaken cheese/egg/wood chopper/slicer machine afterwards too.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Chris' house, a week from last Saturday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I have no alarm clock, I wake up at Seven and stare up until I want to move.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Impulse isn't for yuppies Godammit!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
White, dark is greasy.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
12 Champagnes, at a wedding. I don't drink.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
What the fuck are those? They don't eat food for you?
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy, of course not all the time though.
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?
Why does this always come up? I'm not dignifying that one.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
I don't know, I don't remember camp that well.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
One.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Only because my eyes unfocused and I just didn't care.
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Eyes and hair.
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
I dunno, I don't pay people enough attention. "Hey handsome, looking for a good time?" "Sure, whatever." *walks away*
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I'm 4 years late, I need no test.
7. Is love at first sight really lust?
No, but few people know the difference between them at the billionth sight either.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
I dunno if maxing out 3 library cards with lost books is equivalent to owning one credit card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
I don't know what that means.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Not work again, at least not like normal people work.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich, I hate people.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Only long enough to never work again.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
I'm certain, I just don't remember what it was.
7. how many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Over 8,000... Oh! That's what I stole... no wait, not quite. I don't remember what I stole still.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Kept my sanity and personality despite everyone.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Not doing drugs I assume, that or being smart in general. Dunno really.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
To do what I will.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Judging myself against others shouldn't bother me, thanks to elitism I'm better anyway.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes, Mr. Brito's class UT Deathmatches.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
The current grading system is corrupt, I'm just doing my part.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I found the Wizard of Oz with the Tin Man and Scarecrow.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Nothing.
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with?
What the fuck is this "trading spaces" shit? I don't get your pop culture.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A better me, but still me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Only on tests.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I dislike my smile, if that counts.
6. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
I like wrath.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Some random idiots on the school bus
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Either a bo (staff) or a nice long knife if fists don't count first.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only with good reason.
4. How about of the same sex?
In a heartbeat.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
If I don't count irritation as anger the answer is Sensei Lauren at my old dojo, he didn't like a move of mine.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Chosen stupidity.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
If I'm willing to fight over it I'll keep it until it's resolved.
SL0TH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Actually take my contacts out.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I slept for 27 hours once, I woke up at o'dark thirty.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
Gaby.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I don't know what's wrong with the computer...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yes, yes I have. I wanted the God forsaken cheese/egg/wood chopper/slicer machine afterwards too.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Chris' house, a week from last Saturday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I have no alarm clock, I wake up at Seven and stare up until I want to move.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Impulse isn't for yuppies Godammit!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
White, dark is greasy.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
12 Champagnes, at a wedding. I don't drink.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
What the fuck are those? They don't eat food for you?
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy, of course not all the time though.
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?
Why does this always come up? I'm not dignifying that one.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
I don't know, I don't remember camp that well.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
One.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Only because my eyes unfocused and I just didn't care.
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Eyes and hair.
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
I dunno, I don't pay people enough attention. "Hey handsome, looking for a good time?" "Sure, whatever." *walks away*
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I'm 4 years late, I need no test.
7. Is love at first sight really lust?
No, but few people know the difference between them at the billionth sight either.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
I dunno if maxing out 3 library cards with lost books is equivalent to owning one credit card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
I don't know what that means.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Not work again, at least not like normal people work.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich, I hate people.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Only long enough to never work again.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
I'm certain, I just don't remember what it was.
7. how many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Over 8,000... Oh! That's what I stole... no wait, not quite. I don't remember what I stole still.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Kept my sanity and personality despite everyone.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Not doing drugs I assume, that or being smart in general. Dunno really.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
To do what I will.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Judging myself against others shouldn't bother me, thanks to elitism I'm better anyway.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes, Mr. Brito's class UT Deathmatches.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
The current grading system is corrupt, I'm just doing my part.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I found the Wizard of Oz with the Tin Man and Scarecrow.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Nothing.
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with?
What the fuck is this "trading spaces" shit? I don't get your pop culture.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A better me, but still me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Only on tests.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I dislike my smile, if that counts.
6. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
I like wrath.