i've been working on a spaceship: ettolrahc

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i've been working on a spaceship

Sep 28, 2005 16:35

man..

tomorrow I go to see the faint.
Friday I go to see Ashlee Simpson.
Saturday I go see Gogol Bordello.

is that not the strangest list of consecutive shows? I think ashlee simpson is what throws off the mix.

ANYWAY, so yesterday Jenell, Matt and I went into Philly to buy Nada Surf, Gogol Bordello, Metric and the Faint.

HOWEVER: this all went to hell. The TLA was closed so we couldn't get Nada Surf or Gogol. AND I really didn't desire a trip to the Troc, so the Faint was also nixed. HOWEVER!! Metric surpassed the odds and we got those bitches!

But it was fun, anyway. We went to the South Street Diner and Matt couldn't stop passing gas EVER. When we got back, we stopped at the radio station so I could steal the non-curse version of Kanye's new CD. EW RIGHT?! Right. Oh well, the poorman's option I guess.

But hey, nothing, and I mean nothing, could compare to the excitement and adventure of...

the rennissance fair

Yes, Jenell and I met a dressed up KTO, Brendon and Matt there.

Matt even greeted us at the front Gate.

wasn't he adorable??!

Immediately, Matt knew there could be danger, I was just amazed, and Jenell was still trying to figure out how long we could stay in this time period..

But we didn't care! Instead, we just EMBARKED!

We saw mystical faries..

Looked for a queen..

and saw a fuckin HOT leg!

WAAAACHOW!

that is the kissing bridge. Apprently, you can only get off this bridge if you kiss someone.

Like..

at one point..

me and matt lost jenell and although there are smiles here... we were crying and panicky on the inside. But if someone is like, "Hey Smile! picture!" why are you gonna say no?
so yeah.. there are smiles.. but trust me.. it's pain here.

BUT WE FOUND JENELL ON THE KISSING BRIDGE, so I helped her off!

You're welcome Jenell!!!

OH BUT THEN.. Me and Jenell lost MATT! I swear, you turn around for one second and the boy just disappears. We started to look for him up random men's "kilts"

but.. no.. he wasn't there.

HE WAS ACTUALLY ON THE KISSING BRIDGE!!!

and i relunctantly helped him *sigh*

OH BUT THEN!!!

We found Brendon and KTO. But.. this happened at a very bad time. You see, we had just wandered into Pirateville. And of course, Johnny Depp was there. Me and Jenell went running over to our old friend/Husband all excited. Then we yelled at him cause he had been eating too much damned french food and had gained weight!

and damn it, Jenell likes her asses fit.

But whatever, they're like, so so in love, so it didn't matter, and we told Matt and Brendan we were going to stay with Johnny...

well..

they just did not approve.

so Matt tucked his newspaper under his arm and pulled his sword..

Me and Jenell chilled...

KTO took this time to enjoy some food.

and well.. it went DOWN.
here are the results:

as you can see, Johnny lost weight by kicking their ass. Good on ya, JDepp!

So we left Johnny and got Brendon out of the stockades, put some concealer on matt's eye and went to go on our way when we ran into my boyfriend, SKULLEY!!!

i havent seen him in forever! He lost weight too. i was surprised, it's like the poor thing never eats. But none-the-less, I was so friggin happy to see him!