Story Time Kiddies!

Jul 19, 2003 11:38


FAIRY TALE


nce upon a time there has a young HOME MAKER named 50 CENT. He was HAPPILY FUCKING in the HOT forest when he met DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON, a run-away CLOTHING INSPECTOR from the GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE.

50 CENT could see that DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his FAT PITA BREAD. DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON was thankful for 50 CENT's PITA BREAD, so he told 50 CENT a very SKINNY story about Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE's daughter BRITNEY SPEARS. How her mother, the GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE, kept her locked away in a MANSION protected by a gigantic ANT EATER, because BRITNEY SPEARS was so SHARP.

50 CENT LAUGHED. He vowed to DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON the CLOTHING INSPECTOR that he would save the SHARP BRITNEY SPEARS. He would JUMP the ANT EATER, and take BRITNEY SPEARS far away from her eveil mother, the GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE, and DO her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CUTE HOWLING WOLF and DIRRTY MARILYN MANSON the CLOTHING INSPECTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT EATER from his story. GRIMY Queen AVIRL LAVIGNGENE ATE out from behind a FEATHER and struck 50 CENT dead. In the far off MANSION you could hear a "PAHLOOGELSPOCK!".

THE END.

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THEY KILLED FIDDY!!!!!
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