Because there was nothing better to do...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I stole xtawdryx's purse (-30 points). In November I bought porn for endless_hatred (-10 points). In September I gave gohorsiego a kidney (1000 points). In January I gave xxangelusxx a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (983 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
etterno_duro
I really should be writing about Thanksgiving....but I don't feel like it. I had a good time seeing my family. Was bored because I don't have any friends there anymore, and Thanksgiving day was full of fun, laughter, conversation, and wine. I was very happy to come home and see Tyler, though I wish I had more of a vacation with him.