SOOOOOOOO. Guess who went.
Guess who loved.
GUESS WHO GOT THERE TOO FUCKING LATE TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE.
And guess who was England.
Waaaaa. So, I got there late on the first day since I had to be at a 5-hour-long picnic for my bruder's 18th birthday, but I DID get there and I WAS excited. I heard enough stories about Truth or Dare and the Anime Dating Game to make life better, and I have these wonderful friends who love video cameras, so that also made things better. BUT I MISSED THE HETALIA PHOTOSHOOT DAMMIT. But, ehhh.
Oh, yeah, pictures.
I WENT AS ENGLAND.
Yuuuup.
So, when I got there, I was shipped off to rooms and cars and blah blah blah and oh so fun. I got the couch bed and that was nice of them, to save a real spot and not command me to be on the floor. What was also cool was that I got the "ROWDY" room. We always seemed to have SOME noise. And all the food. YAR HAR HAR. The other girl's room was nice-smelling and clean, but silent. And the boy's room... I dunno, cum on the walls. Shit. They each got a bed, though. Only 4 went. xD
Err. Yeah. Went to the con, watched Cosplay Chess, MY GERMANY AND AMERICA WERE KILLED SOB. But I got pictures with them?
That America was so tall. *A* Apparently, he didn't like Hetalia that much... But, damn. Tallness.
AND THAT'S MY IRON CROSS, LUDWIG.
Ahem.
There was also another, smaller, cuter, younger America. xD I kept calling him my kid and it was "before" he became "an annoying git." Oh ho hos.
RIGHT ISN'T HE JUST SO FUCKING ALSHDGAKSDHSDKA ADORABLE EEEEEE.
And, I need some binding, damn. ;___;
AND I MET THE BEST GERMANY EVER. LIKE, EVER. He was so intimidating, thoughhhhh. My friends showed me pictures and went, "isn't he so scarryyyyyy?" and I went, "no shit I'mma tackle him. B|" Ee hee. Well, when I first saw him, SHIT HE WAS SCARY. Like he was going to eat you. Didn't help that he was talking to someone. I'm naturally nervous to burst in.
Well, when he looked away, I skipped up, hugged him, then skipped back to my group. Apparently, that was hilarious. Whatever. He looked confused.
His girlfriend--both of them are full-fledged lesbians, oh ho. And, yes, Germany is a man.--was Sailor Uranus at the time, but she was Austria earlier. After sharing some pictures and like, and hour of chatting each other up--my god, Germany was/is A-DOR-A-BLE--we had to leave.
Ahhhh. After that we went back to the hotel and flomped. Well, sorta. Doesn't matter. I slept with a CORPSE. No shit. My bedmate was this awesome Austrian chick (not really, she's Germany, but Austria is her daddy) that slept lying on her back with the sheets at her waist. And here I am, a curler, trying to pull the blankets over me but too damn meek to even try. xD Pretty funny.
SATURDAY.
I woke up at 7:30 the next day and everyone else seemed to wake up exactly at 7:45. Which was funny. -twiddles with watch- Then we had some brekky--GUESS WHO ATE TEXAS-SHAPED WAFFLES, HELL YEAH--and then got dressed and prepper for the con. It was awesome, since my Rule 34 from yesterday was a hobo today, and I was--guess who?
AMERRCA. (Character CD version)
That ahoge was SO HARD to keep up. xD Soooooo many times throughout the day I just had to run up to my England crying, "WAAAAAAAA MY AHOGE FELL/SPLIT/DISAPPEARED AGAIN". Oh, yeah, some fangirls had fun with that. Especially when my England thought it was funny to lick the ahoge straight. e___e THAT WAS MEAN.
And here's my hobo, Allison. Shutup, I didn't forget her LJ name.
AMERICA LOVES HIS HOBOS. SUPPORT VIETNAM VETERANS. DONATE MELON SODA.
Ummm. Well, we went to the con, yup.
Well, er. I've kinda forgotten what happened here. More wandering, I'm sure. I met a Russia and Denmark! And Lovinos all around, and a few of America's brothers--who?--but yup. I have pictures from in-between me and Hobo's siestas.
TRY IT, MATTIE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA--wait, what? I LOST? Oh, shit.
Russia. Cuter than your face.
Denmark. Naturally taller than your face.
Russia and Belarus. Just generally better than your face.
That Belarus did NOT speak. xD I think I heard her say, like. 10 things. But she was nice and cute and waaah.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM. -sex bomb starts playing-
Waaa. After all this resting and stuff, we went to the MALL.
WHOO HOO.
It was awesome. England and America and a Hobo and a Gangar and a Maggie Byrd and a Detective Gumshoe and a Gaelin (the corpse-bedmate) all sprinting across streets, screaming random things and yelling for food.
OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT. BEFORE WE LEFT, THEY TOLD US THAT THERE WAS GOING TO BE ANOTHER HETALIA PHOTOSHOOT AT 4 HOLY SHIT I WAS SO DAMN HAPPY. (I have none of these pictures, however.)
Ummmm, we ate at the mall, yup. And then my England and I and my Gangar all went on the Carousel to have fun. xD I rode a pig and England rode a horse and just complained about it not being a unicorn and damn, England, UNICORNS DON'T EXIST. xDDD It was amazing, I swear.
Um. We flew back, and this old lady saw us as we walked through Macy's and, I swear, the only thing she said was this really African-American, "DAYUM."
NEW INSIDE JOKE. DAMN. DAMN. DAYUM.
When we got back, we had the photoshoot. xD I will further explain this when our photographer puts up the pictures. Then I can write about my experience, how about that?
OH BUT GERMANY FINALLY STOPPED FOR ME TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM.
RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT ISN'T HE JUST PURE AMAZING. He's, like. Naturally platinum blonde and over 6 feet and just awesome. HE IS GERMANY. -made this her celly background. has sex bomb as a ringtone. finds this hilarious.-
And he and his girlfriend fanserviced for us.
Yes.
There was also a really nice and awesome Hungary who wanted to know if we were hungry. xD
But, srsly. She got us Frito Pies. I love her. D:
Well, ur. We went back inside, and just generally relaxed for a nice while. Since we were going to leave at 9 to come back at 12 for the Rave, we didn't want to start doing stuff so we had to leave in the middle. Due to this, we just sat in a Hobo corner for, like, three hours--HOBO HAD TO LEAVE AT 8, SOBBBB--and a few Hetalia fans came to us. xD Meaning, Taiwan, a civilian and some random Lolita with an amazing ability to burp with NO STIMULUS.
Taiwan. She is also cuter than your face.
She said she lovvvved China, but that her inner Taiwan wanted Japan more. xD I just think she's adorable, and who she likes means nothing. -also ships HKTai, but, shh.-
WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTELLLL.
WE STOPPED BY MCDONALDSSSS.
I got a Quarter Pounder, yes. :D
"What shit is this, America."
"THE BEST SHIT ON EARTH, THAT'S WHAT, ARTYKINS."
"Do you feel better NOWWWW, England?"
I CHANGED MY CLOTHES INTO PUNK!IGGY FOR THE RAVVVE.
AND THEN WE WENT TO THE RAVVVVE.
Waaaa. But it sucked. The J-Pop Fashion Show yesterday had been cancelled, so they decided to hold it Saturday night. What WEEEE didn't know was that the concert had taken longer than expected, so while we thought the rave was going to start at 1 instead of 12, we were WRONG.
The rave started at, like, 2:30. The Anime Club I was with had to leave at 2.
BULL.
SHIT.
But, yeah. I rage faced. Even after making my Leon Kennedy strip down and cover him in sparkles, we had to leave without raving? AHHHHG.
Well, when we got back, it was pretty fun. We just sat and laughed and spoke in a whisper, since it was 3 AM and the night before we almost got kicked out for speaking too loud. Ahg, I also call bullshit on that, we were quiet. Whatever. It was fun, and we all shared some con stories, all of which were amazing. And, yeah, Manga Sutra.
SUNDAY.
Woke up sooooo many times. xD I only moved at 9:30 since my body was so freaking tired. I shared my bed with my England instead of my Gaelin since, uh. I wanted to not sleep next to a corpse...? But, it was nice. My England didn't seem to mind the two times I woke up cuddled into her back.
I DRESSED UP AS ENGLAND AGAIN.
I had to carry my laptop with me, ee hee. But I like cosplaying as England more, it's more comfortable for me. <3
We ran into Intimidating Germany and his girlfriend Austria again. And the Japan from yesterday was Pruessen today. HOW FUN.
And if you thought Germany was intimidating, this will change your mind. xD HE did it out of HIS OWN free will.
RIGHT?
Random ballroom dancing?
My England tried to be Russia today. So that's her -points to the white shirt- in the Communist hat. She was SO AWESOME. She even had a Russian Children's story book. "HERE COMES THE CAT." No shit.
Umm. Well, I went downstairs with Intimidating Germany, Austria and Prussen afterwards, just to kill some time and HOSHIT TROUBLE.
I'm not gonna say how it happened since I don't know, but Austria fell and hit her head on the edge of a chair. It was horrible, she was on the floor, just whimpering and writhing in pain. I instantly snapped into Brasilian-mother-mode and just tried to calm her as much as I could. Germany ran to get ice and Prussen tried to explain the situation to the bystanders who had no idea what happened.
Good things, though. Her head only had a nasty bump, she could still feel things, and while we're sure she had a mild concussion, she was still laughing and getting better as Germany recounted his experiences of being a pants-less Nazi asking for ice in a hotel restaurant. Oh ho ho. I'm pleased she got better, it made the day so much more brighter to see her laugh it off.
And another Hungary!
And when we started laughing more and more, Romano showed up with a moustache and Germany found an ahoge for himself.
Ee hee. Unfortunately, he dropped it and we didn't care enough to find another. (If you can't see it, it's a glowstick he found on the ground.)
After this was more wandering and re-meeting a few friends from KamiKaze Con. Basically my Estonia, Russia and Poland~ They were really nice and DAMN I want to meet their Crabmark. I... I have no explanation for this, but they apparently have a crab that is JUST LIKE Denmark which must be pretty fucking awesome, I swear. I spent time with them, showed off my pimpcomputer and then leffft.
But not before I found ANOTHER AWESOME AMERICA.
(I'm grabbing his jacket collar. Rude git. <3)
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. That's pretty much it. YEAH. T'WAS FUN.