[OTA] A little early for mistletoe?
Rob was standing, stunned, out by the pool of the resort having just experience a very large woman come up and lay a wet, enthusiastic lipstick kiss on his cheek, followed by a ruffling of his hair as she told him his ass looked good in these jeans like a soldier's should. It was only when she winked at him and pointed upwards that Rob realised he had accidentally paused under a sprig of mistletoe dangling off one of the strings of fairy lights strung up as decoration. He didn't even know the woman, but clearly on the island anything went.
He felt his cheeks heat up a little and he hastily side-stepped out from under the mistletoe's line of fire, shoving one hand into the pocket of his jeans and using his other to try and get rid of the thick lipstick remaining on his cheek. What the hell? It was barely even December! Friggen mistletoe and scary ladies in muu-muus. She nearly knocked him off his feet with the force of it! And how did she know he was a soldier? Oh right. Dog tags. Being dead, he obviously wouldn't go back to being a soldier again, but he hadn't managed to bring himself to take them off yet.
He felt his cheeks heat up a little and he hastily side-stepped out from under the mistletoe's line of fire, shoving one hand into the pocket of his jeans and using his other to try and get rid of the thick lipstick remaining on his cheek. What the hell? It was barely even December! Friggen mistletoe and scary ladies in muu-muus. She nearly knocked him off his feet with the force of it! And how did she know he was a soldier? Oh right. Dog tags. Being dead, he obviously wouldn't go back to being a soldier again, but he hadn't managed to bring himself to take them off yet.