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[etreici]

Excuse me. If I could just have your attentions for just a moment. This is a very important announcement. [He smiles his best smile and holds up a...relatively badly drawn picture with the words HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WELL-LOVED HAT scrawled across the bottom of it.] Have you seen this hat? It's old, a little battered, but it has great sentimental

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[disguised voice]

[lists_to_port]

[A high-pitched effeminate voice comes over the journals.]

Oi! Now who would ever want a mucky hat like that?! How much reward, darling?

[voice]

[chainedraven]

[Insert offended, incoherent spluttering here. Mucky? His hat is not mucky.]

That depends.

[voice---still disguised. And obnoxious.]

[lists_to_port]

Oh? And on what does that depend, milady?

[voice]

[chainedraven]

Do you have the hat?

[voice---stillll disguised]

[lists_to_port]

No. Should I?

[voice]

[chainedraven]

If you don't then you don't get a reward.

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

What if I were to get you said hat?

[voice]

[chainedraven]

You know where it is?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

Well I never said that, did I?

[voice]

[chainedraven]

Then how are you going to get it to me?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

Get what to you, exactly?

[voice]

[chainedraven]

[...]

If you cannot get the hat to me then there's no point in discussing this.

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

Ah. I suppose you're right about that, then. Good day to you.

[He wants McCoy to have that hat, anyhow. It will give the doctor a bit of dash, a bit of flare, a bit of pep---all the things that he sees McCoy as wanting. Poor McCoy.]

[voice]

[etreici]

[Did he just call Gil a lady? Insert Oz laughing here.]

[action]

[chainedraven]

[IT ISN'T FUNNY, OZ. Insert scowl here.]

[action]

[etreici]

[Still laughing.]

He thinks you're a girl!