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weird time to be updating.
comedy thing is tonight. stoked.
yesterday i went to my parents around 5 to do some laundry/ have family birthday party. my dad bought me wine. i drank it. i f asleep on the toilet circa 830. i woke up close to 10 with a headache and legs that wouldn't work. when you fall asleep, and have all of your weight pressing on a toilet seat it stops blood flow to your legs, i guess. haha. i managed to get off the toilet, my parents laughed at me. i slept on the couch until about 4. i got up, and came home.
new pants and new sweater this weekend.
im wearing both of them tonight.
im going to have sex with myself.
they're both that sexy.
back to bed i guess since its 530 and there is nothing else to do.
comedy thing is tonight. stoked.
yesterday i went to my parents around 5 to do some laundry/ have family birthday party. my dad bought me wine. i drank it. i f asleep on the toilet circa 830. i woke up close to 10 with a headache and legs that wouldn't work. when you fall asleep, and have all of your weight pressing on a toilet seat it stops blood flow to your legs, i guess. haha. i managed to get off the toilet, my parents laughed at me. i slept on the couch until about 4. i got up, and came home.
new pants and new sweater this weekend.
im wearing both of them tonight.
im going to have sex with myself.
they're both that sexy.
back to bed i guess since its 530 and there is nothing else to do.