Wrestling meme
Top Fives
Top Five Favorite Wrestlers (Current):
1. CM Punk
2. Edge
3. HBK
4. Undertaker
5. Kane
Top Five Favorite Wrestlers (All Time):
1. Bret Hart
2. Ric Flair
3. Owen Hart
4. Undertaker
5. Raven
Top Five Favorite Divas (Current):
1. Mickie James
2. Beth Phoenix
3. Natalya
4. Melina
5. Victoria
Top Five Favorite Divas (All Time):
1. Trish Stratus
2. Molly Holly
3. Chyna
4. Lita
5. Luna Vachon
Top Five Favorite Tag Teams (Current): [WWE still has tag teams!?!?!!???]
1. Kofi Kingston & CM Punk
2. D-X
3. Team 3-D
4. Motor City Machine Guns
5.
Top Five Favorite Tag Teams (All Time):
1. The Hart Foundation
2. Freebirds
3. Harlem Heat
4. Edge & Christian
5. Dudley Boyz
Top Five Favorite Theme Songs:
1. One of a Kind by Breaking Point (RVD)
2. Whatever by Our Lady Peace (Chris Benoit)
3. Across the Nation by Union Underground (Raw)
4. Bret Hart's theme
5. Just Close Your Eyes by Waterproof Blonde (Christian)
Top Five Finishing Moves:
1. DDT
2. Canadian Destroyer
3. Sharpshooter
4. Cradle Shock
5. Fameasser ;) Vertebreaker
Five That You Want to Slap: [notice how all of them are involved in booking in some form....]
1. Jeff Jarrett
2. Vince Russo
3. John Laurinaitis
4. Stephanie McMahon
5. Hulk Hogan
Five That You'd Sleep With:
1. Rob Van Dam
2 Raven
3. Petey Williams
4. Edge
5. Paul London
In your ideal world...
(pick anyone, past or present)
Your World Heavyweight Champion: Owen Hart
The Number One Contender: CM Punk
The Women's Champion: Molly Holly
The Number One Contender: Natalya
Tag Team Champions: Edge & Christian
The Number One Contenders: British Bulldogs
Intercontinental Champion: Brian Pillman
The Number One Contender: Mr. Perfect
Cruiserweight Champion: Paul London
The Number One Contender: Shane Helms
Your General Manager: Bobby Heenan
This, That, Both or Neither:
- RAW or Smackdown: Raw
- RAW or ECW: RAW
- Smackdown or ECW: Smackdown
- Divas or Knockouts: Divas
- WWE or TNA: WWE
- WWE or WWF: WWF (I never truly got on board with the whole Get the F out thing
- Trish & Jericho or Trish & Jeff Hardy: neither
- Steph & HHH or Steph & Jericho: Steph and Jericho could be made of awesome snarky win
- E&C or the Hardyz: Edge and Christian
- HHH or HBK: HBK
- RKO or Cena: neither.
- Cena or Batista: neither
- RKO or Batista: neither.
- MVP or Shelton Benjamin: Shelton.
- MVP or Matt Hardy: TMH.
- Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy: Jeff
- Jeff Hardy or CM Punk: CM Punk
- Matt Hardy or Edge: Edge
- Edge or Christian: Edge
- Undertaker or Kane: Taker
- Evolution or nWo: nWo wolfpack XD
- Billy & Chuck or VKM: VKM I guess.
- Jeff Jarrett or Jeff Hardy: Hardy.
- A.J Styles or Christopher Daniels: Daniels
- A.J Styles or Samoa Joe: Styles
- Raven or Jeff Hardy: Raven!
- Raven or RVD: [Why must I choose?!?!] Raven
- Chris Jericho or Chris Masters: Jericho
- Eugene or Festus: Neither
- Miz & Morrison or Cryme Tyme: neither
- Mick Foley or J.R: good ol' JR
- J.R or Tazz: JR
- The King or J.R: JR
- The King or Tazz: The King
- Don West or The King: The King
- Eric Bischoff or Teddy Long: Bischoff
- Eric Bischoff or Jeff Jarrett: Bischoff
- Cactus Jack or Mankind: Cactus
- The Rock or Hulk Hogan: The rock
- Team X-Treme or T&A: Team X-treme
- Beth Phoenix or Candice Michelle: Beth.
- Victoria or Trish Stratus: Victoria
- Trish Stratus or Melina: Trish
- Melina or Maria: Melina
- Mickie James or Victoria: Mickie
- Victoria or Beth Phoenix: Victoria
- Trish Stratus or Natalya Neidhart: Natalya
- Mickie James or Maria: Mickie James
- SoCal Val or Kelly Kelly: Val
- Traci Brooks or Michelle McCool: Traci Brooks
Randoms:
Best Entrance (Current): *shrugs*
Best Entrance (All Time): Edge (old one coming through the crowd)
Best OnScreen Couple(s) (Current): none
Best OnScreen Couple(s) (All Time): Spike Dudley and Molly Holly
Worst OnScreen Couple(s) (Current): Edge and Vickie
Worst OnScreen Couple(s) (All Time):Mark Henry and anyone
Best Promos (Current): Jericho, Edge.
Best Promos (All Time): Mick Foley, Raven, Jericho, HBK, Bret Hart, The Rock (multiple tie)
Best Storyline (Current): Jericho & Shawn
Best Storyline (All Time): Austin vs. Vince
Overrated Wrestlers: Cena, Batista, Orton, *insert anyone of many big guys with not talent here*
Overrated Divas/Knockouts: Candice Michelle
Underrated Wrestlers: CM Punk, former WCW & WWE cruiserweight divisions, Jamie Noble
Underrated Divas/Knockouts: Mickie James, Victoria
Wrestler(s) that just need to go: Khali, Knox
Wrestler(s) that should be brought back: Christian, Rob Van Dam, Paul London.
Divas/Knockouts that just need to go: Candace Michelle, Kelly Kelly, any other annoying diva search leftovers
Divas/Knockouts that should be brought back: Molly Holly, Trish, Chyna, Lita
Tag Team You'd Most Want to Manage: Hart Foundation
Stable You'd Most Want to Be In: The Brood. :P
Weapon of Choice: Kendo Stick (aka shinai, my real-life weapon of choice)
Match of Choice: Hell in a Cell
Pay Per View of Choice: Survivor Series
Best Catchphrase: The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
Worst Catchphrase: [way too many to list]
Finally, some one on ones:
Matt Hardy vs. Samoa Joe: Samoa Joe
Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk: CM Punk
Chris Jericho vs. HHH: Jericho
Edge vs. MVP: Edge
Christian vs. Randy Orton: Christian
Santino vs. John Morrison: Morrison
Rey Mysterio vs. A.J Styles: Styles
Beth Phoenix vs. ODB: Beth Phoenix