Nice web, Mr. Crack Spider.
Cleaning out my old room @ Dad's for the last couple days. Found a number of strange things that I can't, for the life of me, figure out what to do with. I'm not sure if there's some unspoken law about it, but it seems a little....uh...naughty, or something, to just throw away my baptismal stuff from when I was a kid. What the fuck do you do with this shit?
I should start my own free add column.
1) Box o' baptismal shite: Includes christening stole, candle, a book on saints and three prayer books for wee ones. Call now and I'll throw in a First Communion veil for free. No idea what happened to the dress. Sorry.
2) Complete 10 volume set of children's bible stories. Artistic depictions of Christ in volume 8 slightly defaced. Added children's artwork done in green and purple magic marker around the edges.
3) 10 gallon fish tank.
4) Small key and combination-operated money safe. Missing Key. Combination long-forgotten.
Makes soft tinkling and rattling noises when shaken.
5) Small plastic tube of children's teeth. In good condition. Now popular items for appeasing the Desolate One. Also an excellent source of income for small children.
Anyway, here's some spiders on drugs.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1734043
I should start my own free add column.
1) Box o' baptismal shite: Includes christening stole, candle, a book on saints and three prayer books for wee ones. Call now and I'll throw in a First Communion veil for free. No idea what happened to the dress. Sorry.
2) Complete 10 volume set of children's bible stories. Artistic depictions of Christ in volume 8 slightly defaced. Added children's artwork done in green and purple magic marker around the edges.
3) 10 gallon fish tank.
4) Small key and combination-operated money safe. Missing Key. Combination long-forgotten.
Makes soft tinkling and rattling noises when shaken.
5) Small plastic tube of children's teeth. In good condition. Now popular items for appeasing the Desolate One. Also an excellent source of income for small children.
Anyway, here's some spiders on drugs.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1734043