quote of the day returns:
"An expression that genial just doesn't match up with an Uzi. You can look that happy with a nice shiny six-shooter, because you look like a non-threatening 50s cowboy. But beaming like that with an Uzi in your hand just seems to say "nothing calms me like the warm euphoria of killing a man.""
-Dr. Thorpe
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3523&p=3 it's like MST3K in text form.
delicious.