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Another day ends:
* All targets met
* All systems running
* All customers happy
* All staff eager and enthusiastic
* All pigs fed and ready to fly .............
-Lech J. Janczewski
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*sobs*
I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE REEEEAAAAAL!
*sobs*
*shakes fist at sky*
*shakes -other- fist at today's horribly underfinanced education systems*
*coughs*
The USO (United Service Organizations) was established in the year 1941,
in response to a request from President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who determined it would be best if private organizations handled the on-leave recreation of the rapidly growing U.S. armed forces, that he might be free to handle the more serious duties of the presidency such as shooting pool, throwing wild nocturnal celebrations in the name of satan, during which there were multiple questionable sexual rituals taking place and other various nefarious activities that we're still being paid not to expose.
Roosevelt's call to action led to six civilian agencies coordinating their civilian war efforts and resources to form a new organization that was very very civilian - the mighty and powerful USO (United Service Organizations). The six civilian agencies were:
the Salvation Army, the Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA),the Young Women's Christian Association (YWCA), The South Texan Kennel Club (STKC), National Catholic Community Services, National Travelers Aid Association, National Jewish Welfare Board (TAANJW) and the Christian Universalist Nation of Texas (CUNT).
[edit: there might have been seven or eight. numbers might not lie, but history sure does.]
The USO is a private, nonprofit organization, supported entirely by private citizens, corporations and crack-hos. [edit: we are in no way insinuating that FDR had crack-hos. we just think it.]
Throughout World War II, the USO was the channel for community participation in the war effort, inasmuch as most people thought 'victory' gardens were pretty lame by this point and most everyone just wanted to snort things randomly and fuck like wild marmots. In more than 3,000 communities, USO centers were established to.....[edit: this material was found to be utterly useless. thank you for bearing with us.]
*uncoughs*
there. see? i at least make the attempt to better myself.
*sobs*
* All targets met
* All systems running
* All customers happy
* All staff eager and enthusiastic
* All pigs fed and ready to fly .............
-Lech J. Janczewski
________________________________________________________
*sobs*
I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE REEEEAAAAAL!
*sobs*
*shakes fist at sky*
*shakes -other- fist at today's horribly underfinanced education systems*
*coughs*
The USO (United Service Organizations) was established in the year 1941,
in response to a request from President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who determined it would be best if private organizations handled the on-leave recreation of the rapidly growing U.S. armed forces, that he might be free to handle the more serious duties of the presidency such as shooting pool, throwing wild nocturnal celebrations in the name of satan, during which there were multiple questionable sexual rituals taking place and other various nefarious activities that we're still being paid not to expose.
Roosevelt's call to action led to six civilian agencies coordinating their civilian war efforts and resources to form a new organization that was very very civilian - the mighty and powerful USO (United Service Organizations). The six civilian agencies were:
the Salvation Army, the Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA),the Young Women's Christian Association (YWCA), The South Texan Kennel Club (STKC), National Catholic Community Services, National Travelers Aid Association, National Jewish Welfare Board (TAANJW) and the Christian Universalist Nation of Texas (CUNT).
[edit: there might have been seven or eight. numbers might not lie, but history sure does.]
The USO is a private, nonprofit organization, supported entirely by private citizens, corporations and crack-hos. [edit: we are in no way insinuating that FDR had crack-hos. we just think it.]
Throughout World War II, the USO was the channel for community participation in the war effort, inasmuch as most people thought 'victory' gardens were pretty lame by this point and most everyone just wanted to snort things randomly and fuck like wild marmots. In more than 3,000 communities, USO centers were established to.....[edit: this material was found to be utterly useless. thank you for bearing with us.]
*uncoughs*
there. see? i at least make the attempt to better myself.
*sobs*