You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)
You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.
Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.
What Advanced Degree Should You Get? My name is Mr. Touchshriek,
Of Touchshriek, mail over, and fantasy.
My shop sells egg shells off the shesores and empty females.
I'm thinking of leasing the room above my shop
To a Mr. Walloff Domburg,
A reject from the world wide Internet.
He's a broken man.
I'm also a broken man.
It would be nice to have company...
We could have great conversations,
Looking through windows for demons
And watching the young advancing all electric.
Some of the houses around here still have inhabitants in them.
I'm not sure if they're from this country or not.
I don't get to speak much to anyone, or that sort of thing.
If I had another broken man...
Oh, I dream of something like that.
- David Bowie, "Algeria Touchshriek"