Ducati 996
You scored 7 moxie, 8 zeal, and 6 pomp! You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.
Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.
Link:
The Motorcycle Personality Test written by
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Ok Cupid Jane says:
"I'm done with Sergio.
He treats me like a ragdoll."
She hides
The television.
Says "I don't owe him nothing...
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me or,
Try again tomorrow."
"I'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
"I'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
Jane says:
"Have you seen my wig around?
I feel naked without it."
She knows
They all want her to go,
But that's okay, man.
She don't like them anyway,
Jane says:
"I'm going away to Spain when I get my money saved.
I'm gonna start tomorrow"
"I'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
"I'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
She gets mad,
And she starts to cry.
She takes a swing but she can't hit!
She don't mean no harm,
She just don't know...
What else to do about it.
Jane goes
To the store at eight.
She walks up on St. Andrew's.
She waits,
And gets her dinner there.
She pulls her dinner
From her pocket.
Jane says:
"I've never been in love."
She don't know what it is.
She only knows if someone wants her.
"I want 'em if they want me..."
"I only know they want me..."
- Jane's Addiction, "Jane Says"