I'm only up this early because I didn't sleep last night
I've heard it's earth-shattering when you realize you're an adult for the first time, and I have to say... I hope I never find out. I couldn't bear it if I found out I had to be responsible and kill my sillies and hold back laughter when somebody farts. More on this later, MIT man needs the computer for his rocket science and I'mahugedork.com-ing. I miss my girlfriends.