God does love me! lmao

Dec 23, 2005 13:52

So last night, I was driving northbound on Utica road, by 13 mile and I got pulled over for doing 45 in a 35. The cop comes to my car, does the standard liscense and registration, and goes back to his car. He comes back and says "You should go to church." and I was like "what?! why?!" and he goes, "I ran out of tickets and that' the only reason you're not getting one right now, have a nice night." I almost shit my pants, PHEW! FUCK YEA!

tainted eyes: dont fucking talk to me ever again
ok, no problem, I've wanted to do that for a long, long time. I should have done that a long, long time ago, too. I'm done with you, enough is enough. I don't give a fuck and I'll be sure to keep it that way.
g'bye.
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