Numb3rs Fic: Inspections, Charlie/Ian
Title: Inspections
Author: étienneofthewestwind
Pairing: Charlie/Ian
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Ownership--Just the conversation.
Summary: Spree/Two Daughters rewatch challenge for Sniper_Voodoo/Numb3rs100 prompt #1 Conversation. Charlie and Ian discuss the stunt that made the sniper jump.
"We calculated the forces. Larry couldn’t swing the hammer hard enough to push me into the nails."
"It was still crazy. What if he'd hit your leg?"
"He'd have to be a very poor swing to manage that."
"Professors get that much practice?"
"Actu--"
"Nevermind. I don't think I want to know… Those nails were sharp."
"My bodyweight was evenly distributed."
"Not while climbing on and off. You'd have pressed into the nails more."
"Not enough to do damage."
"Let me see for myself."
"What? You want to strip me and inspect every square in--Oh… You could’ve said that upfront.”
Author: étienneofthewestwind
Pairing: Charlie/Ian
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Ownership--Just the conversation.
Summary: Spree/Two Daughters rewatch challenge for Sniper_Voodoo/Numb3rs100 prompt #1 Conversation. Charlie and Ian discuss the stunt that made the sniper jump.
"We calculated the forces. Larry couldn’t swing the hammer hard enough to push me into the nails."
"It was still crazy. What if he'd hit your leg?"
"He'd have to be a very poor swing to manage that."
"Professors get that much practice?"
"Actu--"
"Nevermind. I don't think I want to know… Those nails were sharp."
"My bodyweight was evenly distributed."
"Not while climbing on and off. You'd have pressed into the nails more."
"Not enough to do damage."
"Let me see for myself."
"What? You want to strip me and inspect every square in--Oh… You could’ve said that upfront.”