An open letter to my migraine

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As a sports fan, today is far too important of a day for me to fuck around with the likes of you. The NFL draft is a sports nerd paradise and you will not take it away from me.

If you insist on this course of action, a few things will happen.

I will fight like hell.

I will fight dirty.

I will win.

Get the hell out of my head and go away.