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I would do something like this in lieu of a standard, "Congrats, you're pregnant!" gift of baby clothes or a regular cake.
Chemistry joke, compliments of pinterest:
2 guys walk into a bar.
1 guy says to the bartender, "I'll have some H20." Other guy says, I'll have some H2O, too."
The second guy dies.
(H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide)
I told that joke at church. All the science geeks chuckled, at least a little. The non-science people were understandably lost.
Another dumb joke. This time, a pun:
A boy goat walks up to a girl goat and says, "You're lookin' good. Let's make kids."
PS: I think I need to start eating more fruits/grains/vegetables. I've been eating a lot of meat-centered things/refined sugar lately. My stomach is not happy.
Chemistry joke, compliments of pinterest:
2 guys walk into a bar.
1 guy says to the bartender, "I'll have some H20." Other guy says, I'll have some H2O, too."
The second guy dies.
(H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide)
I told that joke at church. All the science geeks chuckled, at least a little. The non-science people were understandably lost.
Another dumb joke. This time, a pun:
A boy goat walks up to a girl goat and says, "You're lookin' good. Let's make kids."
PS: I think I need to start eating more fruits/grains/vegetables. I've been eating a lot of meat-centered things/refined sugar lately. My stomach is not happy.