This joke is called, "Fifteen minutes to kill"
1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
water glass, mp3 player, pens, speaker, computer monitor.
2. How do you style your hair?
I apply a defrizzing serum and a leave-in conditioner and comb out the tangles after a shower. Then I flat-iron my bangs or pin them back depending on how lazy I feel. If it's cold out I may blow-dry my hair.
3. What are you wearing now?
Uniform for work: sky-blue polo with company logo, khaki pants that could use an ironing but no, and my candy sneakers. They have candy all over them. I like 'em.
4. What's your occupation?
I'm a preschool teacher. This elicits one of two responses: "Oh, wow, cool." or "Oh, wow, why?"
5. Do you nap a lot?
No, I really don't.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Jeremy.
7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Little white house downtown that I want.
8. What was the last thing you ate today?
a waffle.
9. What was the last text message you received?
I don't remember, and I'm not going to go get my phone to find out.
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
In the morning I check both emails and then read Questionable Content, Girls With Slingshots and Anders Loves Maria. Then I look at icanhascheezburger.
11. What was the last thing you bought?
A doctor's visit.
12. What are you listening to right now?
Jeremy's alarm clock going off again.
13. What's the last song that got stuck in your head?
"Jet Black and Jealous."
14. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I wouldn't mind being able to fly, or turn invisible, or shapeshift. But don't ask me to choose.
15. What is your favorite weather, and why?
75 degrees and sunny with a slight breeze.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
Guitar or piano.
17. How are you?
I'm alright. Slightly worried about bizarre symptoms (I had a House moment yesterday) but I'm going to work anyway, against doctor's advice. I have to go to work to justify going to the show tonight.
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
"Hi, Angela, it's Eryn. I can't come in today. Yeah, doctor's orders. Okay, thanks, bye."
water glass, mp3 player, pens, speaker, computer monitor.
2. How do you style your hair?
I apply a defrizzing serum and a leave-in conditioner and comb out the tangles after a shower. Then I flat-iron my bangs or pin them back depending on how lazy I feel. If it's cold out I may blow-dry my hair.
3. What are you wearing now?
Uniform for work: sky-blue polo with company logo, khaki pants that could use an ironing but no, and my candy sneakers. They have candy all over them. I like 'em.
4. What's your occupation?
I'm a preschool teacher. This elicits one of two responses: "Oh, wow, cool." or "Oh, wow, why?"
5. Do you nap a lot?
No, I really don't.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Jeremy.
7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Little white house downtown that I want.
8. What was the last thing you ate today?
a waffle.
9. What was the last text message you received?
I don't remember, and I'm not going to go get my phone to find out.
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
In the morning I check both emails and then read Questionable Content, Girls With Slingshots and Anders Loves Maria. Then I look at icanhascheezburger.
11. What was the last thing you bought?
A doctor's visit.
12. What are you listening to right now?
Jeremy's alarm clock going off again.
13. What's the last song that got stuck in your head?
"Jet Black and Jealous."
14. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I wouldn't mind being able to fly, or turn invisible, or shapeshift. But don't ask me to choose.
15. What is your favorite weather, and why?
75 degrees and sunny with a slight breeze.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
Guitar or piano.
17. How are you?
I'm alright. Slightly worried about bizarre symptoms (I had a House moment yesterday) but I'm going to work anyway, against doctor's advice. I have to go to work to justify going to the show tonight.
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
"Hi, Angela, it's Eryn. I can't come in today. Yeah, doctor's orders. Okay, thanks, bye."