*finds a dead horse AND RPSTURBATES THE CRAP OUT OF IT*

Jul 22, 2003 10:32

Patches appeared to be delighted by their vessel. She strode around it, fingering things as if she had never seen them before, laughing uproariously at things that weren't funny, and most of all, skillfully laughing off questions about where she had come from and how she had ended up on the planet. The last were so numerous that she had little ( Read more... )

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imperialkitten July 22 2003, 12:25:20 UTC
Shin-sin-fa, once brutal slayer of those who got in his way, a thief and a brigand, was quite frankly afraid that PJ would hurt one of the crew, and it would be his fault for running into her and getting caught and bringing her back. Even if he didn't care about the crew, which he did, no doubt Tag would be disappointed and upset if some harm were to come to them from this new stranger.

The lad actually had his hands full with suspicion of other crewmembers anyway. Iden downright creeped him out, he was still afraid of Ignatious no matter how polite they both could be to one another, and this Grendel fellow was friends with Ignatious, which in itself made Shin-sin-fa nervous. Adding this buxom maroon made things more difficult, but particularly because Shin-sin-fa knew she was a pirate.

She'd said she'd known his ilk, and what she'd meant was, I know my kind. He did too, and he didn't like her bouncing, almost crazy exuberance one bit. Women always confused him, and women pirates were particularly clever, vicious, and ( ... )

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pj_patches July 22 2003, 12:31:02 UTC
As predicted, she had taken very few steps before she heard his ridiculous boots thudding along after her. She had no doubt a Felinese, even in THOSE boots, could be silent if he wished--he was warning her that he was her shadow.

She turned and lifted an eyebrow at the kitty.

"You don't need to be sore," she said playfully. "I'm sure you're a right terror when a two hundred plus pound woman isn't leaping onto your head out of trees."

He scowled and turned his face away, though his eyes didn't leave her.

"Did you want your knives back?" she asked, gesturing at the bag she'd slung onto the bunk.

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imperialkitten July 22 2003, 12:40:03 UTC
Shin-sin-fa's mouth opened and then snapped shut before any words escaped, and he nodded slightly, scowling even deeper than before. Shu sa fen woman, he thought.

"You keep doing that, your face is gonna stay that way," she teased, carefully plucking each blade out and laying them all in a row on his berth. He waited until she had finished and moved away before beginning the laborious process of secreting them all within his garments again.

Shin-sin-fa moved as quickly as he could, and soon scuttled into the galley just in time to see her gaining the deck. He pattered up the steps after her, his hat pulled down low and his ears flattened.

She turned around, her face lighting up with surprise. "Oh, hello again. I say, you wanted something more than your knives? ...Oh I get it, you're following me 'cause you wanted to pay me." A broad grin split her rounded features ( ... )

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pj_patches July 22 2003, 12:46:36 UTC
Smiling smugly, she stretched luxuriously and watched the sun set on the other side of the planet. The planet was so small and so close, the sun took up nearly a fifth of the horizon. I just might miss that, she thought, chewing her lip. She'd been on worlds with cold little suns the size of your pinky nail, and some places even on the surface or in forests hadn't seen the light of day for thousands of years.

"Where did you serve before the Etherium, Shin-sin-fa?" she asked conversationally without taking her eyes off of the phenomenon ( ... )

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imperialkitten July 22 2003, 13:06:08 UTC
Shin-sin-fa scowled and pulled out his knife and a hardboiled egg he'd swiped from the kitchen. He wished it was raw, and started concentrating on practicing like Tag had taught him.

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pj_patches July 22 2003, 13:22:50 UTC
Patches gave a glance up and saw the kitty's face screwed up in concentration. Smiling and half-shutting her eyes in satisfaction, she went on.

"That Jamie fellow is absolutely adorable. Wouldn't have minded bunking next to him. Those huge blue eyes, and those full, pouty lips. He's a very good-looking young man."

She wondered if he knew what she was building up to.

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imperialkitten July 22 2003, 13:24:50 UTC
Shin-sin-fa smirked, his egg staying uncommonly still. Fat lot of good drooling after Jamie'll do, he thought smugly.

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pj_patches July 22 2003, 13:49:36 UTC
"Of course," she drawled, "He's not really my type, and I'm quite sure I'm too old for him. That first mate though--what a ripe fellow he is. And much closer to my age. I wonder if he likes curves--"

There was a solid thwuck as a knife slammed into the deck, sticking out of the wood in perilous proximity to PJ's crotch.

A slow smile spread over her features. "That's what I thought," she said softly. She knew the felinoid would hear, though she doubted anyone else's ears would be so sharp--it seemed most of them were down in the galley or roaming about the sand and woods nearby.

There was an exclamation of disbelief from nearby, and she looked up, her eyebrows raising. Someone was up here after all, though they looked too far away to have heard the exchange. They had certainly seen Shin-sin-fa's response, though.

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heutimtag July 22 2003, 17:30:31 UTC
Rather true to form, he did not leave the new addition to the ship out of his sight for much longer than it took to bathe and shine his shoes. If he wasn't watching her from across the ship he was listening to her walk from below. She had a distinctly different gate from anyone else on the crew, even those heavier than her. Thus far she had not done a thing wrong, and while it did not make him nervous like it apparently did Shin-sin-fa, he was wary by trade and by upbringing. If he'd ordered Shin to knock it off, he knew that cat would just get sneaky about it ( ... )

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imperialkitten July 22 2003, 18:39:07 UTC
"I--" Shin-sin-fa's ears flattened, and he scowled. "Yes, sir." He scuttled down the rigging, giving Patches a hateful look before heading off. He hoped Tag would keep an eye on her.

If he'd been suspicious before, it had morphed into active dislike. Speaking of morphs, hers was floating just ahead of him. Laughing, and holding the shape of a toothbrush. He considered using it instead of a real toothbrush, but it seemed to know better than to get close to those it mocked, and it stayed just out of reach.

He turned back for one last look, and shook his head. There weren't any dirty windows on the Etherium anyway. He and Jamie had gone through this just a few days ago for getting in another fake fight. It had been the first one since stupid Iden had come aboard, whom Shin-sin-fa hated just on principle. Jamie liked him more, the Felinese thought, and it bothered him immensely. That fight had been wonderfully fun, and it was worth every window they'd scrubbed.

Throwing a knife that didn't even hit the wench didn't give him the same

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pj_patches July 22 2003, 18:42:22 UTC
Patches plucked the knife out of the deck and smiled at Tag. "Ahh...I suppose even the most careful people have accidents sometimes," she mused as she turned it over in her fingers. It was a fairly nice knife--she'd noticed it when she'd disarmed him earlier. Heavy.

"Are all of your crew so skilled? Looks to be more than one o' you that's been on the wrong end o' sharp things," she added. She actually hadn't noticed Tag's arm yet, nor seen even the tip of a scar.

She offered him the knife handle-first. "I don't think he'll take it back from me," she said cheerily.

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heutimtag July 22 2003, 21:30:18 UTC
"Sea faring is not a life of luxury," he replied, taking the knife and setting it away. "Those who sail upon merchant ships are apt to run across pirates on their travels, sooner or later, if not simply fall to the ill luck of a barroom brawl or an accident aboard the ship. Insofar as skill goes, madam, I would not pick a fight with any of us. I am harmless as a fly though, I assure you. Bark is worse than my bite. Ha."

He regarded her critically, with a gaze that was not so much looking at her as through her, right down to her bones. If she picked a fight with Anthony there was a pretty good chance of a dead Gloor. He set his hand to his chin, the gloves pristine and white. "Tell Me, Miss...Patches, what sort of vessel were you on before? Was it a large ship, or small?"

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pj_patches July 22 2003, 23:07:21 UTC
"Before..." She laughed. "I've been on 'em all, First Mate Heutist--er, First Mate Tag, sir. Favorite was a small one, like this." She wrapped her arms around her knees and looked up, smiling.

"And you?"

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heutimtag July 22 2003, 23:24:59 UTC
"A few different ones. This is by far the smallest I've ever served on, but for the most part I have set foot mainly on the larger navy supply ships. I stood on a ship once that was so dirty I could no longer see the wood I was stepping on. That was an experience I would not relish repeating."

He looked about himself, then at the deck, and decided that it was actually clean enough to sit upon. Chores, at least, had been kept up during this miniature vacation. For some reason, Jamie and Iden both rather liked mopping. Fates only knew where they'd gotten off to now. "And it's Heut is mein Tag, miss. Four words. If you must call me by my first name, Heut is fine during conversation.

"How was it that you came upon this rock? It does not seem to be all that nice of a vacation spot, though do pardon me if it was your ideal place, I mean no offense."

He wondered a bit where her Morph had gotten off to. That...that little creature made him just a bit nervous.

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pj_patches July 23 2003, 01:48:27 UTC
"Oh, I think it was ideal," PJ answered, nodding appreciatively. "Everyone needs a vacation, you know, and I been workin' on skyfarin' vessels for the last ten years or so without much o' what you'd call a vacation. I like to think of it as I saved up all my vacation time," she grinned.

"I have a hard time imagining a ship so dirty you couldn't see the deck--maybe I just take the cabin boys for granted. Was that The Etherium's cabin boy, what just 'dropped' his knife on the deck?" she asked idly.

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heutimtag July 23 2003, 03:22:41 UTC
"Perhaps then I am due a good decade lost on a planet with no food or water save what exists on it already," he said, dryly. It confirmed most of his suspicions though - in an out of the way place like this, on this particular route...normally she'd be passed by pirates, who wouldn't pick her up, or merchant ships that did not normally pick up strays from around these systems. He hoped that she turned out to be less problematic than the last one they'd rescued, Ignatious. He didn't really count the bird girl ( ... )

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