I'm gonna knit my way to happiness
So very shortly, probably right after I post this, I will go fetch a vacuum and finally give my room the cleaning it deserves, then I will take a shower and get dressed then deposit some money in my bank account (hopefully) and head over to Michael's where I shall begin my long and undoubtedly frustrating path into the world of knitting. I won't be alone though, and maybe a few of my other friends will be awestruck as I complete my very first ...whatever. Whereforth I shall hold my creation in great pride and convert many a followers with my yarn idol.
On a side note, my cat pooped and it fucking smells. Bless you Bath and Body Works.
I digress. Yes, knitting. of course my mind has me purling at light speed and creating fashionista worthy garments in the time it takes to chew gum. I understand that it will not be this way. I am not delusional (about this). My third, forth, and fifth eyes all foresee terrible internal turmoil as I struggle to learn the difference between a knit and a purl. Maybe if I get good enough to understand what the hell I'm watching in these youtube videos I will join a knitting community on here. Preferably one along the lines of sailorangei 's pony community. Where there's a boys only section and we can talk about all the naughty things we knit to cover our male bits. A knit condom is so on my list of naughty items. When I get good I'll take requests.
Photo's to follow, Maybe
On a side note, my cat pooped and it fucking smells. Bless you Bath and Body Works.
I digress. Yes, knitting. of course my mind has me purling at light speed and creating fashionista worthy garments in the time it takes to chew gum. I understand that it will not be this way. I am not delusional (about this). My third, forth, and fifth eyes all foresee terrible internal turmoil as I struggle to learn the difference between a knit and a purl. Maybe if I get good enough to understand what the hell I'm watching in these youtube videos I will join a knitting community on here. Preferably one along the lines of sailorangei 's pony community. Where there's a boys only section and we can talk about all the naughty things we knit to cover our male bits. A knit condom is so on my list of naughty items. When I get good I'll take requests.
Photo's to follow, Maybe