dream
I was edward Elric and i was on a train going to hogwarts. Im siting around with Armstrong talking when i notice we stopped moving and i look outside to see a tree with a happy fae carved into it and the tree is bleeding. So my digimon and i go outside and Patomon finds a skull. we quickly deduce that this is a trap set up by head hunters and we get attacked. i do my cool fighting thing and i try to do alchemy but it wont work so armstrong has to help me but theres so many. finally the furher comes out and does a cool slam the ground thing and they all go away. Next stop, Hogwarts! I get there to find ive been sorted into gryffindor so I go to my dormitory which looks like a hotel. The commonroom looks like a lobby and has a great view of the highway. The rooms are all down a hallway. each room has a number on it and theres like 40 rooms on this floor. I find mine and my roommates are really cool. theres 3 of them and everything is really modern. our window looks over the pool and some woods. I get a gift basket from the military and its shampoo. 4 bottles of Hogwarts brand shampoo. one for every houseI only used 2 of them tho. Gryffindor Goldenrod and Ravenclaw Raisin. for some reason during my dream i showered a good 5 times. That night I was in the commonroom and i noticed that there were red lights coming from the forest. apparently the military was keeping tabs on me for my safety. they installed a laser grid in the windows which i had a button that could turn them off. there was another button which did the stupidest thing. it made the glass break and fall apart. when pressed again the glass came back. wierd. the next morning my mom and aunt susan came over and we all talked in the commonroom with my room mates. then my roommates and i decided to go out for a drive to a strip club. my mom said OK! so we're driving and its magically night time now and theres this really slow garbage truck ahead of us and we wanna cut it off but then a yellow warning flashes INSIDE THE CAR saying the truck will perform a pick up and it turns off the road. it was odd. We get to the strip club and one of my mates gets really pissed when he sees another car there because apparently it was a nemesis of his. the other car was fullof purple toon cats wearing pimp outfits. we meet them and they challenge us to a climbing contest. there was 4 of us each and we had to climb up and then back down then the next person would go and the team who finished first won. well, aparently i could fly so we wound up beating them. then i replayed this sequence again and the second time i used alchemy to raise the ground to the top of the pole and i won again. then i woke up. wierd dream