So Much Drama in the NSA its hard been Chris C-R-Double E
Ok so a while I back I posted my The Tylez They Love Me (A Rap parody of Heavy D and the Boyz rap classic The Gyrlz They love Me)
This lasted Reno/Dayton/NASPA drama got me thinking about the Snoop Dogg Classic Gin & Juice and how it might be reworked..
This is a first draft but most of it flows well (Could use some work on the chorus and 3rd verse) Anyway it is done in the spirit of FUN and SATIRE and nobody should take OFFENSE at any of it, but I am sure some might....
Verse one:
With so much drama in the n-s-a
Its kinda hard bein chris c-r-double-e
But I, somehow, some way
Keep dealin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the playas (yeah)
And, make a few points as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the posts r still jumpin
Cause my response aint done
I got bitches in reno n cali gettin it on
And, they aint stoppin til a fix is found (fix is found)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of answers and my homeboy chew do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) u dont love the naspa joes, yeah!
So we gonna give an ounce to this
fees up, attendance down, while you mofos bounce to this
Chorus: repeat 2x
Goin down to Dayton, makin it go, rippin on reno and youse two (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on the money and the money on my mind]
Verse two:
Now, that, I got me windegren’s spin
Everybody got they thoughts, but they aint chipped in
Now this type of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the c-r-double e
I got the tourney in Dayton that be ocupying me
Who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me an organization that was thrown at my feet
And get to talkin to this bitch named wong (wong? )
He used to be the playas directa (oh, that bitch)
$30 dolla fees, and I tell that bitch please
Raise up your own funds, cause you gets none of these
At least, as I work with NASPA, I pay the fees
Beeeitch, Im right
Chorus
Verse three:
Later on that day
My homey john. chew came through with a post to tell who’s who
And I , read them all with no tonic that and it almost made me choke
Shit, this aint no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my ass down
Widegren and Wong, yeah Im revved up now
But it aint no stoppin, Im still droppin
We got some contacts in the city of Dayton
To serve the playas, not with Reno on the top
Cause when I bust my ass, Im raisin up the costs
Dont get upset playa, thats just how it goes
I dont need you joes, Im out the do
And Ill be
Goin down to Dayton, makin it go, rippin on reno and youse two (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on the money and the money on my mind]
Goin down to Dayton, makin it go, rippin on reno and youse two (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on the money and the money on my mind]