Stumbling Beauty....
At my birth, the goodly woodland faeries blessed me with red hair, a voice like an angel, and large breasts...
Also, at my birth, although not by invitation, the malevolent dark faerie cursed me with eternal clumsiness at the worst possible moment...
This evening, her curse took form once again....
I managed to trip and badly twist my ankle, on a PERFECTLY smooth even surface, just as a firetruck full of cute fireman passed by...
I did get to ride home in a firetruck though...
Also, at my birth, although not by invitation, the malevolent dark faerie cursed me with eternal clumsiness at the worst possible moment...
This evening, her curse took form once again....
I managed to trip and badly twist my ankle, on a PERFECTLY smooth even surface, just as a firetruck full of cute fireman passed by...
I did get to ride home in a firetruck though...