WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: I committed suicide: I'd take all your stuff. I said I liked you: I'd say I like you too. But not in that way. Faggot. I kissed you: I'd punch you in the ear. I lived next door to you: I'd move. I started smoking: Drugs are bad, mmkay?? I stole something: I'd be pissed you didn't get me something while you were at it. I was hospitalized: I'd stop by with pink flowers and fluffy teddy bears. I ran away from home: See answer to first question. I got into a fight and you weren't there: I wouldn't care. You're a big boy - you can take care of yourself. : )
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Personality: You creep me out sometimes. I'm just waiting for you to climb through my window one of these nights. Eyes: You have two. Face: You have one of those too. Hair: *hides razor, whistling* Clothes: You wear them. Mannerisms: YOU'RE WEIRD DAMNIT. <3
[1] Who are you? Hi. [2] How have I affected you? What? [3] What do you think of me? You're cool, I guess. [4] What's the fondest memory you have of me? DDRing tell I near passed out. [5] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Till death mothafucka. [6] Do you love me? No. [7] Have I ever hurt you? No. [8] Would you hug me? No. [9] Would you kiss me? No. [10] Would you fuck me? Yes. I mean, No. [11] Are we close? Close like the bodies in a heap of Jews at a camp. : ) [12] Emotionally, what stands out? I think it's called a hernia. [13] Do you wish I was cooler? Yes. I mean, No. [14] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9.999999 + 000001 [15] Am I loveable? No. [16] Describe me in one word. No. [17] What was your first impression? Hey. Bondage pants. Cool. [18] Do you still think that way about me now? No, because you never wear gothy clothes anymore. You frat fag, you. [19] What do you think my weakness is? Me. Because I'm the best. [20] Do you think I'll get married? Sure. [21] What about me makes you happy? ME. [22] What about me makes you sad? Not being with me, duh. [23] What reminds you of me? My Maxim magazine. [24] What's something you would change about me? I would give you a third nipple. [25] How well do you think you know me? You have pink eyes. [26] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? You are a bastard child.
I committed suicide: I'd take all your stuff.
I said I liked you: I'd say I like you too. But not in that way. Faggot.
I kissed you: I'd punch you in the ear.
I lived next door to you: I'd move.
I started smoking: Drugs are bad, mmkay??
I stole something: I'd be pissed you didn't get me something while you were at it.
I was hospitalized: I'd stop by with pink flowers and fluffy teddy bears.
I ran away from home: See answer to first question.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: I wouldn't care. You're a big boy - you can take care of yourself. : )
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality: You creep me out sometimes. I'm just waiting for you to climb through my window one of these nights.
Eyes: You have two.
Face: You have one of those too.
Hair: *hides razor, whistling*
Clothes: You wear them.
Mannerisms: YOU'RE WEIRD DAMNIT. <3
[1] Who are you? Hi.
[2] How have I affected you? What?
[3] What do you think of me? You're cool, I guess.
[4] What's the fondest memory you have of me? DDRing tell I near passed out.
[5] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Till death mothafucka.
[6] Do you love me? No.
[7] Have I ever hurt you? No.
[8] Would you hug me? No.
[9] Would you kiss me? No.
[10] Would you fuck me? Yes. I mean, No.
[11] Are we close? Close like the bodies in a heap of Jews at a camp. : )
[12] Emotionally, what stands out? I think it's called a hernia.
[13] Do you wish I was cooler? Yes. I mean, No.
[14] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9.999999 + 000001
[15] Am I loveable? No.
[16] Describe me in one word. No.
[17] What was your first impression? Hey. Bondage pants. Cool.
[18] Do you still think that way about me now? No, because you never wear gothy clothes anymore. You frat fag, you.
[19] What do you think my weakness is? Me. Because I'm the best.
[20] Do you think I'll get married? Sure.
[21] What about me makes you happy? ME.
[22] What about me makes you sad? Not being with me, duh.
[23] What reminds you of me? My Maxim magazine.
[24] What's something you would change about me? I would give you a third nipple.
[25] How well do you think you know me? You have pink eyes.
[26] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? You are a bastard child.
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