SACRILICIOUS!! (stolen from Archangel_Kenko)
So, Kenko and I were talking out on lunch, and he was relaying a conversation to me about a theme restaurant he and his buddy thought up the other night. It's meant to offend just about every religious denomination there is. I threw in a few of my own, but here's the list so far (feel free to comment and add your own suggestions):
Hasidic Pork Ribs
The Hindu Burger (I suggested to him it should be a cheeseburger and call it the sacred cow tripple cheese, but *shrug*)
Baby Back Ribs by Scientology (made with real baby...
), or The Dianetic Baby Back Rack
Christianity Chicken Fingers (shaped like a cross)
Chicken with Blood of Christ Sauce, with communion waffer garnish (figured that was an easy one)
48 oz Steak, "Destroyer of Worlds", or as I suggested to call it alternately, "The Shiva Special"
When we got a couple of guys out in the smoking section in on the conversation, we said we'd have to find something to also offend the Wiccans, and was told by one guy, "Don't offend the Wiccians, it will come back to you three fold," which spawned the thought of a Three Fold Omlet.
All You Can Eat Loaves and Fishes!
And that's all we got so far. What's your best play on this theme?? Please, give us your worst!
Hasidic Pork Ribs
The Hindu Burger (I suggested to him it should be a cheeseburger and call it the sacred cow tripple cheese, but *shrug*)
Baby Back Ribs by Scientology (made with real baby...
), or The Dianetic Baby Back Rack
Christianity Chicken Fingers (shaped like a cross)
Chicken with Blood of Christ Sauce, with communion waffer garnish (figured that was an easy one)
48 oz Steak, "Destroyer of Worlds", or as I suggested to call it alternately, "The Shiva Special"
When we got a couple of guys out in the smoking section in on the conversation, we said we'd have to find something to also offend the Wiccans, and was told by one guy, "Don't offend the Wiccians, it will come back to you three fold," which spawned the thought of a Three Fold Omlet.
All You Can Eat Loaves and Fishes!
And that's all we got so far. What's your best play on this theme?? Please, give us your worst!