[Accidental Voice post]

[ethereallawyer]

You know, I'd gotten used to the whole being dead thing, but this is a little bit too much.

[There's the sound of scraping, like something's dragging across the floor]

I've never been this much like a chair before. This is-

Is that thing recording?!

[Muffled sounds of frustration and more scraping accompany this before it finally clicks off]

Comments

[hearstheplanet]

I don't really think anyone's been a chair before.

[ethereallawyer]

I guess I'm not really a chair so much as I feel like one.

[hearstheplanet]

Something strange is going on. I think I was a flower for a little while, and then sand from that sandpit in the entrance.

What does being a chair feel like?

[ethereallawyer]

this sort of thing happens often. you'll get used to it.

Well, my body's really rigid, like I'm all wood. Makes for difficulty moving.

[hearstheplanet]

You sound like you've been here a while.

I see. No wonder you don't like it. At least it might not last long? It didn't when it happened to me.

[ethereallawyer]

Not as long as some people, but long enough.

Well, I can hope anyway. This being stiff thing is making things difficult.

[hearstheplanet]

How long have you been here?

I suppose it would.

[ethereallawyer]

A couple of months I think. I assume you just arrived here?