Big Mother F****** Rant : Transformers Rise of the Fallen
Could Transformers have had anymore adult innuendos or out right disgusting shit to throw in the movie? I mean fucking GOD really?
*calms down*
Okay, so let me explain my aggravation. First off, I thought it would have the same type of humor as the first movie. So, I took my son to see the 12am showing. Looking back, I would have stayed home and not taken my son to see it. It was even over the top of what I personally would want to see on the big screen. They couldn't let 5 minutes go by without throwing some sort of coming joke in there. What is even worse is that this movie is suppose to be geared towards kids! KIDS! Fucking Hasbro! Apparently they are starting to sell sex REALLY early to children. There were children in that theater younger then my son!
The nitty gritty plot for the movie was good, the added crap they threw in truly was NOT needed. And THEY KNOW KIDS ARE GOING TO SEE THIS SHIT!!! First shot of Megan Fox is basically looking up the ass of her daisy dukes! And one scene was nearly Hentai!
All I have to say is shame on all the people that approved the script. There should have been a bit more of a warning for children to not see it. Nothing in the previews made me think it would possibly be that bad. And I will not be purchasing anything dealing with Transformers until the next movie comes out and doesn't sell sex to children.
*calms down*
Okay, so let me explain my aggravation. First off, I thought it would have the same type of humor as the first movie. So, I took my son to see the 12am showing. Looking back, I would have stayed home and not taken my son to see it. It was even over the top of what I personally would want to see on the big screen. They couldn't let 5 minutes go by without throwing some sort of coming joke in there. What is even worse is that this movie is suppose to be geared towards kids! KIDS! Fucking Hasbro! Apparently they are starting to sell sex REALLY early to children. There were children in that theater younger then my son!
The nitty gritty plot for the movie was good, the added crap they threw in truly was NOT needed. And THEY KNOW KIDS ARE GOING TO SEE THIS SHIT!!! First shot of Megan Fox is basically looking up the ass of her daisy dukes! And one scene was nearly Hentai!
All I have to say is shame on all the people that approved the script. There should have been a bit more of a warning for children to not see it. Nothing in the previews made me think it would possibly be that bad. And I will not be purchasing anything dealing with Transformers until the next movie comes out and doesn't sell sex to children.