Mayhem and destruction
So far this week, Tesla has destroyed the following:
To put it another way:
I have chapped lips, I can't open my eyes properly because my lenses are gluey, and I'm sitting in the dark. Here in the dark, I can't call my friends and family, I can't write bad poetry about my predicament. On the bright side, my book has been destroyed so I wouldn't be able to read it, and the splashes of blood about the place are a lot less disturbing.
ETA Just caught her investigating my hot water bottle (imported to Finland at great expense (not my expense)). If that had been destroyed, I couldn't have been held responsible for my behaviour.
- three sticks of lipbalm
- one pen
- two bottles of contact lense solution
- one phone, Nokia E70 (my phone!!! How could she??)
- one light bulb
- one book (mostly unread)
To put it another way:
I have chapped lips, I can't open my eyes properly because my lenses are gluey, and I'm sitting in the dark. Here in the dark, I can't call my friends and family, I can't write bad poetry about my predicament. On the bright side, my book has been destroyed so I wouldn't be able to read it, and the splashes of blood about the place are a lot less disturbing.
ETA Just caught her investigating my hot water bottle (imported to Finland at great expense (not my expense)). If that had been destroyed, I couldn't have been held responsible for my behaviour.