Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I bought porn for the_amarant (-10 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I set samiathome's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-456 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ethereal_lord