Where did we meet: In the cafe. You were trying to make new friends, all shy and unsure of which of Ryan's friends would accept you and I was trying my hardest to make you as unconfortable as possible.
Take a stab at my middle name: technically stupy the stupidhead boruta is your ful name
How long have you known me: for freakin' ever
When is the last time that we saw each other: wait. about a millisecond ago. I just went: hey brian.. and you looked up
Do I smoke: no, you never stay still long enough for the flame to catch
Do I drink: about three times as much as I do
Do I curse: hardly ever. OH WAIT, that's a lie.
Do I believe in God: sure, we're friends
When is my birthday: the week of september 6th.. sometimes into the subsequent weeks as well
What was your first impression upon meeting me: oh lord, what a bore. let's get rid of him before he starts to grow on people or they take pity on him or something
Color of my eyes: i dunno.. you furrow your brow so much when you're thinking too hard, and that's pretty much all of the time.. so, I never really see your eyes. that and you're always sleeping
Do I have any siblings: no smart ones
What's one of my favorite things to do: BOTHER ME
Am I funny: lookin.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: umm... hi.
What's my favorite type of music: top secretly: you don't like music. It makes you panic.
What is the best feature about me: you're the only person who can bitch about something for days and still be interested in it when I bring it back up to bitch about some more a week later. sometimes all it takes is a look. or a sniff.
Am I shy or outgoing: you're way too shy.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: what rules?
Do I have any special talents: no. you're too lame.
Would you consider me a friend/good friend: ::exasperated sigh:: I don't like to talk about it
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): dorky? was that an option? how about obnoxious?
Have you ever seen me cry: mayhaps. come closer, let me kick you in the face and then I'll answer that one
Are my parents still together: yeh, no
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: you don't eat broccoli
Have you ever hugged me: that one time when it was cold and you tried to take my body heat
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: I never get the oppertunity to miss you. lord.. how many hours was that durring spring break? 9000?
What is my favorite food: PB&J
Have you ever had a crush on me: would I like to crush your skull with a brick? yeh, I've thought about it
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: stupy puta
What's your favorite memory of me: FROM: what does federal law do? UNTIL: angry pirates in Marlborough
What is my worst habit: breathing
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring: the rockin roller coaster to go with your tower of terror.. we would obviously use the same person to opperate both rides
What actor/ess do I remind you most of: charlize theron
i would operate the rides, since i abhor riding them. this is starting to sound like a great vacation. you, me, tree-climbing brian, and some rollercoasters for me to operate, thus holding your lives in the palm of my hand. genius. oh, and the pug, who would stay on the ground next to me and snort.
Where did we meet: In the cafe. You were trying to make new friends, all shy and unsure of which of Ryan's friends would accept you and I was trying my hardest to make you as unconfortable as possible.
Take a stab at my middle name: technically stupy the stupidhead boruta is your ful name
How long have you known me: for freakin' ever
When is the last time that we saw each other: wait. about a millisecond ago. I just went: hey brian.. and you looked up
Do I smoke: no, you never stay still long enough for the flame to catch
Do I drink: about three times as much as I do
Do I curse: hardly ever. OH WAIT, that's a lie.
Do I believe in God: sure, we're friends
When is my birthday: the week of september 6th.. sometimes into the subsequent weeks as well
What was your first impression upon meeting me: oh lord, what a bore. let's get rid of him before he starts to grow on people or they take pity on him or something
Color of my eyes: i dunno.. you furrow your brow so much when you're thinking too hard, and that's pretty much all of the time.. so, I never really see your eyes. that and you're always sleeping
Do I have any siblings: no smart ones
What's one of my favorite things to do: BOTHER ME
Am I funny: lookin.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: umm... hi.
What's my favorite type of music: top secretly: you don't like music. It makes you panic.
What is the best feature about me: you're the only person who can bitch about something for days and still be interested in it when I bring it back up to bitch about some more a week later. sometimes all it takes is a look. or a sniff.
Am I shy or outgoing: you're way too shy.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: what rules?
Do I have any special talents: no. you're too lame.
Would you consider me a friend/good friend: ::exasperated sigh:: I don't like to talk about it
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): dorky? was that an option? how about obnoxious?
Have you ever seen me cry: mayhaps. come closer, let me kick you in the face and then I'll answer that one
Are my parents still together: yeh, no
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: you don't eat broccoli
Have you ever hugged me: that one time when it was cold and you tried to take my body heat
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: I never get the oppertunity to miss you. lord.. how many hours was that durring spring break? 9000?
What is my favorite food: PB&J
Have you ever had a crush on me: would I like to crush your skull with a brick? yeh, I've thought about it
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: stupy puta
What's your favorite memory of me: FROM: what does federal law do? UNTIL: angry pirates in Marlborough
What is my worst habit: breathing
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring: the rockin roller coaster to go with your tower of terror.. we would obviously use the same person to opperate both rides
What actor/ess do I remind you most of: charlize theron
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