Where did we meet: ju were prancing down to de deli con kleb, y i was like SHOW ME JU LICENSE, JU LIAR.
Take a stab at my middle name: mae.
How long have you known me: since birth, porque ju are mi tween.
When is the last time that we saw each other: the night you got ramshackeldly drunk (so drunk that i had to make up a word for it) and tried to jerk off in front of ryan and i.
Do I smoke: shhhhhhhh.
Do I drink: i can safely say yes.
Do I curse: i'll curse JU MOM.
Do I believe in God: ju are mi tween, so my guess is dat ju belieb in gob, peroooooooooo ju don't hab de same understanding ob gob as eberyone else.
When is my birthday: i have no idea.
What was your first impression upon meeting me: who is that studly homosexual pollock flailing about on kleb's arm? i might be annoyed by him. i might be his TWEEN.
Color of my eyes: they are brownishgreenishpukeishtweenish.
Do I have any siblings: jes, ju hab a stoopid brother y ju tween
What's one of my favorite things to do: moob as one.
Am I funny: jes, especially when ju try to jerk off in front of ju cousin y ju tween and BLAME JU TWEEN FOR IT.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: "want me to jerk off in front of you?"
What's my favorite type of music: sarah brightman. phantom of the opera. basically, you're a little gay when it comes to music. but so am i.
What is the best feature about me: ju have hot hands. and i've seen your dick. it's not bad.
Am I shy or outgoing: flamboyant.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: ju like, strictly follow the rules ju set for yourself.
Do I have any special talents: no. AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, just keeding. ju are mi tween, ju must be talented SOMEHOWS.
Would you consider me a friend/good friend: oh jes. tweenly.
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): don't make me call you gay again. these surveys just leave ample opportunity.
Have you ever seen me cry: i don't TINK so.
Are my parents still together: no. ju dad is a dick and ju mom is ju queen.
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: i would do the wiggling finger teeth mouth we juse for someone we know.
Have you ever hugged me: oh jes. i've humped you. fully clothed, of course.
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: jes and jes.
What is my favorite food: ju like to cook ju own foods.
Have you ever had a crush on me: on the ride back from hooters for about forty five minutes. and that was IT. IT'S OVER. STOP TRYING TO SHOW ME YOUR DICK.
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: stoopid pollock tween.
What's your favorite memory of me: ebery single one.
What is my worst habit: ju bitch a lot. but i jus listen to ju bitch.
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring: lube.
What actor/ess do I remind you most of: the jolly green giant. AHAHAHAH
OMG, ryan totally recommended it to me and i resented it in my drunken way. I am SOOOOOO not an exhibitionist. EVEn with a half liter of vodka. youre ridiculous, and i love you for it.
i love that you replied anonymously in your own journal. i can't wait to see you saturday. but you're going to spend all your time alternating between sighing and yelling at me.
Where did we meet: ju were prancing down to de deli con kleb, y i was like SHOW ME JU LICENSE, JU LIAR.
Take a stab at my middle name: mae.
How long have you known me: since birth, porque ju are mi tween.
When is the last time that we saw each other: the night you got ramshackeldly drunk (so drunk that i had to make up a word for it) and tried to jerk off in front of ryan and i.
Do I smoke: shhhhhhhh.
Do I drink: i can safely say yes.
Do I curse: i'll curse JU MOM.
Do I believe in God: ju are mi tween, so my guess is dat ju belieb in gob, peroooooooooo ju don't hab de same understanding ob gob as eberyone else.
When is my birthday: i have no idea.
What was your first impression upon meeting me: who is that studly homosexual pollock flailing about on kleb's arm? i might be annoyed by him. i might be his TWEEN.
Color of my eyes: they are brownishgreenishpukeishtweenish.
Do I have any siblings: jes, ju hab a stoopid brother y ju tween
What's one of my favorite things to do: moob as one.
Am I funny: jes, especially when ju try to jerk off in front of ju cousin y ju tween and BLAME JU TWEEN FOR IT.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: "want me to jerk off in front of you?"
What's my favorite type of music: sarah brightman. phantom of the opera. basically, you're a little gay when it comes to music. but so am i.
What is the best feature about me: ju have hot hands. and i've seen your dick. it's not bad.
Am I shy or outgoing: flamboyant.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: ju like, strictly follow the rules ju set for yourself.
Do I have any special talents: no. AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, just keeding. ju are mi tween, ju must be talented SOMEHOWS.
Would you consider me a friend/good friend: oh jes. tweenly.
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): don't make me call you gay again. these surveys just leave ample opportunity.
Have you ever seen me cry: i don't TINK so.
Are my parents still together: no. ju dad is a dick and ju mom is ju queen.
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: i would do the wiggling finger teeth mouth we juse for someone we know.
Have you ever hugged me: oh jes. i've humped you. fully clothed, of course.
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: jes and jes.
What is my favorite food: ju like to cook ju own foods.
Have you ever had a crush on me: on the ride back from hooters for about forty five minutes. and that was IT. IT'S OVER. STOP TRYING TO SHOW ME YOUR DICK.
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: stoopid pollock tween.
What's your favorite memory of me: ebery single one.
What is my worst habit: ju bitch a lot. but i jus listen to ju bitch.
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring: lube.
What actor/ess do I remind you most of: the jolly green giant. AHAHAHAH
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