dear diary, a cephalopod made out with me
some of you might remember an lj entry waaay waaaaaay back. well, today i finally got my second chance.
i went out for a 2 course sushi dinner and they brought a small dish of squirming raw severed octopus tentacles! i could literally feel my eyes getting all lite brite clown glowy from the excitement. i had to use my spoon to pick one up because it kept grabbing my chopsticks and using it as a trellis to writhe its way up. i put it in my mouth and i was right! mouth massage!
at least for the first second or two.. but then it began suctioning itself to my tongue and the inside of my cheeks! i had octopus hickies on the inside of my mouth! i panicked and started to grind off its nerve endings with my molars. it was kinda painful and left me a bit traumatized..
but of course i picked up another one and did it again anyway. i can still feel the little suction bruises on my tongue.