Drowned rat
Woke up. Heard rain. First thought "Raining. Take car."
Second thought "No! Wuss! Non-ecological wuss! Take bus!"
So I took the bus, walked from town and now am doing a drowned rat impersonation. Oh yes, and dude in Jeep who covered me in water - everyone else going past slowed down and didn't splash me. You're a git. Oh, wait, you drive a Jeep, I already knew you were a git.
Second thought "No! Wuss! Non-ecological wuss! Take bus!"
So I took the bus, walked from town and now am doing a drowned rat impersonation. Oh yes, and dude in Jeep who covered me in water - everyone else going past slowed down and didn't splash me. You're a git. Oh, wait, you drive a Jeep, I already knew you were a git.