Sickness and Death
Dear germs,
Whilst I am generally grateful for your contributions to the many vital life-processes that make this humanoid collection of cells possible, I would like to politely but firmly ask the trespassers that have recently taken up residence in the throat area to please vacate the neighbourhood, as your presence is disturbing the peace and efficiency of the organic community.
And do not even think about wandering up to the sinuses! An invasion there will have repercussions in the audition system, which will spark headaches in the, erm, head, which in turn may provoke a Compulsion-To-Remove-Head-And-Other-Problem-Areas. This, as I'm sure you will agree, will be upset a goodly number of people, foremost of which will be your unwilling host.
Kindly follow Misters Big White Lymphocyte when they arrive to collect you.
Thank you for your attention,
Rei, The Brain (most likely)
Quite ironically...
(taken from rozzan)
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.
What Tarot Card Are You?
Bleeeuuuuurghhhhhhh... *coughs*
Whilst I am generally grateful for your contributions to the many vital life-processes that make this humanoid collection of cells possible, I would like to politely but firmly ask the trespassers that have recently taken up residence in the throat area to please vacate the neighbourhood, as your presence is disturbing the peace and efficiency of the organic community.
And do not even think about wandering up to the sinuses! An invasion there will have repercussions in the audition system, which will spark headaches in the, erm, head, which in turn may provoke a Compulsion-To-Remove-Head-And-Other-Problem-Areas. This, as I'm sure you will agree, will be upset a goodly number of people, foremost of which will be your unwilling host.
Kindly follow Misters Big White Lymphocyte when they arrive to collect you.
Thank you for your attention,
Rei, The Brain (most likely)
Quite ironically...
(taken from rozzan)
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.
What Tarot Card Are You?
Bleeeuuuuurghhhhhhh... *coughs*