YO MAMA.

[ethanynlim]

HELLO.

Yo mama so fat, when she walk in front of your TV, you miss an ENTIRE SEASON.

If: there are 1000 episodes in 1 season
--it shows 5 times a week,
--yo mama walks at 1cm/s,
--yo mama's accelerates at 1cm/s2
--yo mama is a perfect sphere
--yo mama is all FAT

( 1 lightyear=9.4605284 x 1015m, and the density of fat=0.9007g/cm3)

Find her volume and her weight

100 episodes/5=200 weeks to show
                           =1400 days
                           =33600 hours
                           =12096000 seconds

s=(1/2)(u+v)t
  =1/2(12096000)2
  =7.13156608 x 1013cm
  =7.13156608 x 1011m
  =7.13156608 x 108km

Diameter=7.13156608 x 108km
                =0.00773282473 lightyears
Radius=3.6578304 x 1013cm

Volume=(4/3)πr3
              =2.056025694 x 1041cm3

Mass=2.056025694 x 1041cm3 x 0.9007g/cm3
           =1.846458142 x 1041g
           =1.846458142 x 1038kg
           =1.846458142 x 1035tons

to put this into perspective, the diameter of the sun is 1391000km