All my exes are frozen and in the basement....I mean...ummm.....nevermind.
You Are a Friendly Ex
While the guys you've dated haven't been perfect, you've kept most as friends
In fact, one or two of your exes may be your best friends - after all, they know you best
And though your mature attitude is awesome, make sure nothing gets too weird
Or else you could lose these friendships, simply because your exes' new hookers think you're *too* friendly.....until they see the sharpened axe you are wielding from behind your back....then they know to move the cheesecake before the gore splatters all over it.....but, remember.....you're not bitter.
What Kind of Ex Are You?
While the guys you've dated haven't been perfect, you've kept most as friends
In fact, one or two of your exes may be your best friends - after all, they know you best
And though your mature attitude is awesome, make sure nothing gets too weird
Or else you could lose these friendships, simply because your exes' new hookers think you're *too* friendly.....until they see the sharpened axe you are wielding from behind your back....then they know to move the cheesecake before the gore splatters all over it.....but, remember.....you're not bitter.
What Kind of Ex Are You?