i am a consumer whore
... and how!
No, I'm not referring to the blue nano. I'm practicing for my career as the voiceover guy in commercials.
Tired of spending six bucks for a tiny sandwich at Starbucks just to have your lunch and coffee at the same place? Now you don't have to. Starting December first (that was yesterday), Rohs Street cafe now offers delicious hot soups for (obligatory "just") three-fifty a bowl. Or if you ask nicely, half a bowl at half the price. It's organic, it's vegetarian, it's free-trade! Now you can get everything in one stop without having to worry about your white liberal guilt complex alarm going off at the sight of that multinational corporate green logo! (haha).
Seriously, guys. Screw running around to get a sammich somewhere else, I'm just going to Rohs Street for lunch from now on. The tomato basil soup was literally to die for. And if not death, then at least severe personal physical or emotional injury.
No, I'm not referring to the blue nano. I'm practicing for my career as the voiceover guy in commercials.
Tired of spending six bucks for a tiny sandwich at Starbucks just to have your lunch and coffee at the same place? Now you don't have to. Starting December first (that was yesterday), Rohs Street cafe now offers delicious hot soups for (obligatory "just") three-fifty a bowl. Or if you ask nicely, half a bowl at half the price. It's organic, it's vegetarian, it's free-trade! Now you can get everything in one stop without having to worry about your white liberal guilt complex alarm going off at the sight of that multinational corporate green logo! (haha).
Seriously, guys. Screw running around to get a sammich somewhere else, I'm just going to Rohs Street for lunch from now on. The tomato basil soup was literally to die for. And if not death, then at least severe personal physical or emotional injury.