just how much does umbc blow?
it blows giant rhinocerus penis, thats how much. i show up to my psych class this morning where my professor suprises us with a video, only the vcr in the lecture hall was broken. she calls in some AV guy to fix it, and it takes the douchebag 45 minutes to tell us that it needs to be replaced. my professor promptly ends class and we all go home. i know you're probably asking why would i be complaining about this, and i have some justified reasons. first of all, i woke up at eight o'clock and chugged a gallon of coffee before i went to class, so its not like i can go back to sleep. second of all, it took the guy FORTY FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES to tell us the vcr was fucked. thats forty five minutes i'll never get back. forty five minutes of precious beat off time down the drain. Lastly, i'm paying out my asshole for these classes, when all i do is sit around in a smelly lecture hall watching a poindexter with a pocket protector dick around with cables for 45 minutes.
one more thing, all you professors with your powerpoint slides can go straight to hell. what these guys do is type up a lecture on powerpoint and then post them online so we can print them out and use them for a guideline during class. only, some professors like to sit there and read every sentance word for word right off the slides. please, tell me, what am i learning from you guys that i cant learn from reading the slides? nothing. this kills any incentive of going to lecture, because i know that my lesbian professor is just going to narrate the slides like a goddamn novel. meanwhile, i'm sitting there writing out lyrics to 23 minute songs because the lecture isn't stimulating enough for my caffiene laden brain.
i'm going to go take a shit and play my guitar (probably simultaneously). then i may get drunk tonight, because when i'm drunk i know what the ladies like, and they like giving me oral.
one more thing, all you professors with your powerpoint slides can go straight to hell. what these guys do is type up a lecture on powerpoint and then post them online so we can print them out and use them for a guideline during class. only, some professors like to sit there and read every sentance word for word right off the slides. please, tell me, what am i learning from you guys that i cant learn from reading the slides? nothing. this kills any incentive of going to lecture, because i know that my lesbian professor is just going to narrate the slides like a goddamn novel. meanwhile, i'm sitting there writing out lyrics to 23 minute songs because the lecture isn't stimulating enough for my caffiene laden brain.
i'm going to go take a shit and play my guitar (probably simultaneously). then i may get drunk tonight, because when i'm drunk i know what the ladies like, and they like giving me oral.