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So what's been going on with Jodi lately...nothing out of the ordinary. I've had two sinus infections withtin 3 weeks of each other and i have dance and i'm rehearsing for another show (like i said, nothing out of the ordinary).what else..i miss my pig a lot. i don't like not having her in the house, especially when i'm home alone. i got so used to hearing her upstairs and squealing and stuff and now it's just like not there. no one has the heart to do anything with her cage so it's still in her spot and everything...i cant even go in to that room because it smells like her and i get upset lol.
i'm on spring break this week, and i feel it is a much earned and needed break. ive been extra busy these past few weeks and i really needed a week to just relax and do whatever i needed to do. we had our annual passover seder tonight, which was fine. blackberry manischevitz wine is amazing, and everyone should drink it. i was an accidental vegetarian tonight at dinner. i never eat the turkey, but i usually have brisket and for some reason it like, never got to my end of the table so i didnt have any. oh well, i'm sure there are plenty of leftovers, as always. speaking of jew days, here's a survey about being jewish. hooray.
[ ] if someone threw a penny you would chase after it
[x] you know at least 5 words in yiddish
[x] you had your bar/bat mitzvah in a synagogue
[ ] you go to synagogue every saturday
[x] you have been to israel
[ ] your family pet has a biblical name
[ ] your mother wants you to be a doctor/lawyer
[ ] you are offended by jew jokes
[x] if you are a guy you have been circumscised (girls just automatically put an x for this one)
[x] you went to sunday school since you were little
5/10
[ ] you complain about everything
[x] you end a phone call with a family member by saying i love you
[ ] you never watch fox news
[x] you went to preschool at a jcc
[ ] whenever a jew does something good to get on the news your mother takes it as a personal compliment
[ ] whenever a jew does something bad to get on the news your mother is ashamed and embarassed
[x] you order something at a restaurant and change it completely
[x] you dont take something at a restaurant because of one ingredient
[ ] you eat only kosher food
[ ] you cant stand your mother/grandmother for more than a few minutes at a time
4/10
[ ] you understand and speak hebrew
[x] you memorized the torah
[x] you never stop talking
[x] your mother never shuts up
[x] you have been made fun of for being jewish
[x] you cried about being made fun of
[ ] you freak out every time someone mentions hitler
[x] you are interested in the history of WWII
[ ] silence seems awkward to you
[ ] gefilte fish is a favorite food of yours
6/10
[x] youve never gone hunting
[x] sex is kosher in your opinion
[ ] you went through puberty at an early age
[ ] black people get on your nerves at times
[x] you know what a "shvatsa" is
[x] you have at least one relative from new york or new jearsy
[x] bush is a fucked up president to you
[ ] your mother tells you to never marry a black person
[ ] your mother cries when you bring home a buddist or a hindu girl
[x] you call everyone a shmuck
6/10
[x] you know what shmuck means
[x] you cry when you watch a holocaust movie
[x] you love the movie "life is beautiful"
[x] you wear glasses
[ ] your father has a beard
[ ] your parents wanted to/did name you after a biblical person
[x] your parents always tell you what they would have named you if you were the opposite sex
[x] oi vey is an everyday term
[ ] you think that you are always right and you are 90% of the time
[x] you dont like being refered to as "the jew"
7/10
56% jewish...not bad, but not very accurate. i'm more jewish than that.
i'm on spring break this week, and i feel it is a much earned and needed break. ive been extra busy these past few weeks and i really needed a week to just relax and do whatever i needed to do. we had our annual passover seder tonight, which was fine. blackberry manischevitz wine is amazing, and everyone should drink it. i was an accidental vegetarian tonight at dinner. i never eat the turkey, but i usually have brisket and for some reason it like, never got to my end of the table so i didnt have any. oh well, i'm sure there are plenty of leftovers, as always. speaking of jew days, here's a survey about being jewish. hooray.
[ ] if someone threw a penny you would chase after it
[x] you know at least 5 words in yiddish
[x] you had your bar/bat mitzvah in a synagogue
[ ] you go to synagogue every saturday
[x] you have been to israel
[ ] your family pet has a biblical name
[ ] your mother wants you to be a doctor/lawyer
[ ] you are offended by jew jokes
[x] if you are a guy you have been circumscised (girls just automatically put an x for this one)
[x] you went to sunday school since you were little
5/10
[ ] you complain about everything
[x] you end a phone call with a family member by saying i love you
[ ] you never watch fox news
[x] you went to preschool at a jcc
[ ] whenever a jew does something good to get on the news your mother takes it as a personal compliment
[ ] whenever a jew does something bad to get on the news your mother is ashamed and embarassed
[x] you order something at a restaurant and change it completely
[x] you dont take something at a restaurant because of one ingredient
[ ] you eat only kosher food
[ ] you cant stand your mother/grandmother for more than a few minutes at a time
4/10
[ ] you understand and speak hebrew
[x] you memorized the torah
[x] you never stop talking
[x] your mother never shuts up
[x] you have been made fun of for being jewish
[x] you cried about being made fun of
[ ] you freak out every time someone mentions hitler
[x] you are interested in the history of WWII
[ ] silence seems awkward to you
[ ] gefilte fish is a favorite food of yours
6/10
[x] youve never gone hunting
[x] sex is kosher in your opinion
[ ] you went through puberty at an early age
[ ] black people get on your nerves at times
[x] you know what a "shvatsa" is
[x] you have at least one relative from new york or new jearsy
[x] bush is a fucked up president to you
[ ] your mother tells you to never marry a black person
[ ] your mother cries when you bring home a buddist or a hindu girl
[x] you call everyone a shmuck
6/10
[x] you know what shmuck means
[x] you cry when you watch a holocaust movie
[x] you love the movie "life is beautiful"
[x] you wear glasses
[ ] your father has a beard
[ ] your parents wanted to/did name you after a biblical person
[x] your parents always tell you what they would have named you if you were the opposite sex
[x] oi vey is an everyday term
[ ] you think that you are always right and you are 90% of the time
[x] you dont like being refered to as "the jew"
7/10
56% jewish...not bad, but not very accurate. i'm more jewish than that.