oh mah god, my cherry pie. is that a song lyric? I've been singing it all day

[eternallycait]

So I watched Leverage and decided I wanted to be a career criminal, but I'm not a very good liar. I think I am, but apparently everyone can see through me. I've decided I want to go into the fabulous and fashionable career of supply chain management and procurement, so I've basically been looking for jobs in that field, writing companies and asking for free stuff, singing every single song that glee features and watching tv at work.

How is my life going? Basically I can't watch Parks and Recreation, because it's like reliving my life. I would totally bang Ron Swanson.