{collab} - [Code Geass]: "Learning Curve" (shameless Suzu/Lulu porn that NOW HAS A TITLE)

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The result of a collab between hopechan and I that somehow spawned in the comment threads of her other hawt porn fic that you should all go read. (That's right, even if you don't like het porn, you should READ IT ANYWAY.) :P Anyway, my overall opinion is that this is actually pretty hot, but that my contributions were useless and drunk and full of fail.

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Actually, I read somewhere that the Japanese don't actually LIKE that kind of stuff, and rather look upon it with disgust, but instead that they differ from America in the sense that it's not openly ILLEGAL like it is here. So I heard. Not like I'd know. I don't think there's a single Japanese person on my friends list, hahaha. *FAIL*

BUT I DO READ A LOT OF PORN, THOUGH. Usually out of a desire to see if it's a.) really bad, or b.) really IC. I'm a sucker for IC porn, though it's really hard to pull off. I usually just say "to fuck with characterization" when I write it as was the case here anyway.

I recently read a bad yaoi fic for Kingdom Hearts that was like that; the epic describing of why character A was so hot and whatnot. I mean, other than pairings where character A is GODDAMNED FUGLY or pairings where it's so obviously crack and the characters have no attraction to each other whatsoever is it necessary to go that far in depth. Like...Snape from Harry Potter, or somesuch, who was a dirtball in canon, and who everybody generally hated. (Except the fen.)

Just...when I read stuff like, "SUCH-AND-SUCH JUST NOTICED HOW STRONG AND LITHE THE OTHER'S MUSCLES WERE AS THEY RIPPLED UNDER HIS FINGERS" I get really turned off, lol. And I can't believe I just wrote that.

[equivalent_t]

Well, I don't think the mentally healthy Japanese do. *laugh* But there is so much weird porn on the shelves and people shoving porn pamphlets to you on the streets (to clarify, I was walking along Book Town with my 60-year-old mother) that it's hard to believe there's not a more substantial market for it there than elsewhere. XD

IC porn are often wangsty or all powerplay-centric which is um maybe not that IC but it usually counts. I prefer this kind, actually. Or just go cute and cuddly so I don't have to spend much brainspace visualing what's going on due to Heavy Prose.

.........the problem, it seems, is that Fandom in general reads too many harlequins. I also get turned off, just in case it's not already obvious.