{collab} - [Code Geass]: "Learning Curve" (shameless Suzu/Lulu porn that NOW HAS A TITLE)

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The result of a collab between hopechan and I that somehow spawned in the comment threads of her other hawt porn fic that you should all go read. (That's right, even if you don't like het porn, you should READ IT ANYWAY.) :P Anyway, my overall opinion is that this is actually pretty hot, but that my contributions were useless and drunk and full of fail.

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You know, actually, I was going to call it "Learning Curve" until I flashed back to my FMA days and...who's was it? Harukami's? fic with the same name. OOPS.

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No, it's okay, THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT KNOWLEDGE OF WIKIPEDIA I HAVE FOUND ONE.

En prise (from French) -
A piece that can be captured. Usually used of a piece that is undefended and can thus be captured.

Bahahahhaha lol.

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Well, when you put it that way, it just sounds stu - O WAIT I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE.

(Well, I'm striving to find a title that is like OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING TO DO WITH PORN CHESS without having to explain in like a 740384048 word footnote how it relates. Or defaulting to Wikipedia in any way I ADMIT IT I'M A HYPOCRITE.)

BUT SERIOUSLY JUST PICK WHATEVER. I'M ASS AT TITLES, TOO. WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THEM REGARDLESS. AND THEY'RE STILL ASS. *facepalm*

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Or we could, just, you know, kill ourselves go with "Learning Curve" anyway and pray that no one in the Geass fandom has heard of Harukami.

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...faggot.

You know, was it EVEN Harukami who wrote "Learning Curve"? Maybe it was Canis M. OH GOD I MISS THE DAYS WHEN I ACTUALLY, LIKE, KNEW WHO PEOPLE WERE AND STUFF. ;____;

[EDIT]: I remember that Canis M. wrote "Ready, Steady" for FMA which I ALSO LOVED and "Mori non Mortvant", too...I'm pretty sure Harukami wrote "Learning Curve". FUCK YOU, INTERNET. FUCK YOU.

So maybe we'll just go with that anyway. ^____^;;

I LOOK FORWARD TO WHATEVER-THE-FUCK IT IS YOU'RE PLANNING WITH GLEE. :D

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THE WORLD IS FLAT AND THERE IS NOTHING BEYOND 10,000 WORDS OF PORN. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.

Don't worry, our collab promises to be politically epic. But I'll let you handle the politics parts. BECAUSE I'M STOOPID.

Yeah so anyway we're totally sticking that as our title. Of course, now it's obvious that we're rip-offs because of this comment thread that I am having too much fun with to delete. But oh well.

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You know, while there are some that I wish had never come into creation ("I AM VERY INTOXICATED RIGHT NOW" being one of them), I have to say, most of them are still making me lol. I haven't spent this much time on Livejournal in MONTHS. I BLAME YOU, OF COURSE, AND NOT MY SUDDEN LACK OF SOCIAL LIFE AND PLAYSTATION 2.

Dude, so am I. Well, impressed, I mean. I tried to come up with something that would cater to both of our strengths, and politics was, go figure, the best I could do. *shrug* Not like I'm any good with politics, but uh, I CAN FORMULATE REALLY NONSENSICAL PLOTS SO.

Toot away, motherfucker. It's better than your "OH GOD I SUCK" rants. :P

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Actually, there are ANY NUMBER OF THINGS I dislike about Gemini that I could go on at length about; namely, how the opening is pretty boring and doesn't really get good until Dorian, uh, GETS PLOWED OVER BY A CAR HUR HUR, but oh ho ho, some of the plot twists that happen later are pretty good. Like...I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, NADIA good. ^___^ Anyway. I like myself. How are you?

But you know, I'm not particularly smart or witty like you are. *shrug* Like I said, I barely graduated from high school, and that was only WITH a supplementary summer school course, so. People might argue about the supposed uselessness of certain college degrees and etc., but I sometimes wish I didn't have ADD.